| 7 Nov 11, 8:46 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs    |
What style should i get? I know I need to get the frilly shirt.
*She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 8:47 PM capital_dee UK(NW), 3 yrs |
That is sounds so very Girl guides/ Boy scouts!!
"The only reason for time is so that everything doesn't happen at once." Albert Einstein | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:05 PM Caracal UK(SS), 5 yrs      |
Don't forget that the waistcoat should have last fitted you twenty years ago and you can no longer get it done up over the escaped six pack gone south. Oh and moobs, big floppy moobs peeking shyly out from the armholes... Edited 7 Nov 11, 9:06 PM by Caracal | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:08 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs |
Good point, ill fitting clothes, leather trousers that swing around my ankles should do the trick, oh and waffle on about how long i've been around and who i've met would give me credance methinks. *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:11 PM Iphis_me UK(E), 4 yrs |
I have learned to spot a Twue Dom........and fuck off as fast as possible in the opposite direction! "The unexamined life is not worth living" - Socrates | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:16 PM SilkSpectre UK(N), 5 yrs |
Im sorry quite clearly you have missed the whole reason as to why you failed the Dom exam....... it is because all men are really subs....I mean come on, one eye full of stocking, one whiff of leather skirt and one glimpse of shiney high heels.... today I am mostly bored! | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:18 PM DanesWood UK(OL), 4 yrs |
A Dom friend of mine suggested a few years ago I should start a website www.danes-rates-a-dom.com then you'd all have little badges to stitch on with a whip and handcuff rating. "The most powerful sexual organ in the body is our brain, open your mind and allow your fantasies free reign. Mutual pleasure between consenting adults is a wonderful thing." | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:19 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs |
All women are submissive (it says so on the site!), tashes are in fashion, huge new rock boots are the way forward (or up if you are me), women like violent men (yanno, ultraviolence where you pretend it's cool to give your missus a bloody good hiding). I mean do you have any idea how many demo's you have to go to? I'm not sure you appreciate how we mentor your whole life and how if you have a nervous breakdown it's just simply your fault for being neurotic....or something. Sorry i've just gotta take this call, it's from a noob who wants to know how to be a good femsub, gonna tell her to wank herself off and spread her legs cos thats what all good femsubs do innit? *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:42 PM Caracal UK(SS), 5 yrs |
On livecam I hope... | ||||
| 7 Nov 11, 9:44 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs |
shit! Thanks Caracal, i'll get her to strip and finger herself this instant! *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ |
BASTARD! You mean you knew all about the bloody wasitcoat!