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| djin_bleu |
on Mon 7 Nov 11, 6:39 PM to djin_bleu's blog.
Well there you have it folks, the clue is in the title....
Recently became engaged to Fluffysub and so I thought i'd impress her by training and doing my degree in Dommery...
I have always advocated there should be an exam for Doms/Dommes and so after many many minutes of painstaking research I found the ultimate course! The 'how 2 b a Dom in lyk a day innit' course. I took it but like everything in life I FAILED!!!
The course work was quite gruelling, I must have read atleast 2 maybe 3 pamphlets or flyers or something but I did it and went for the practical test.
Can anyone here guess what I failed on?
| 7 Nov 11, 6:53 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs  |
oh come on people! ok this is what I passed on. 1. Predatory skills 2. Talking loudly 3. Being a lazy c**t 4. Superiority complex 5. Flogging skills So what else could it have been? *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 6:57 PM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs      |
I know what he failed in but then I failed him  Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall,
But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all. | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:00 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs |
That's right, stick the boot in ...and again... *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:04 PM Shypeachybottom UK, 20 mths |
Sounds like you are well matched... a match made in IC heaven There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:05 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs |
Quite... But you still haven't guessed how I failed my Dom exam! *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:13 PM zelie UK(HA), 9 yrs |
I think your main failure is that your sub is the one sticking the boot in.  I'm about as submissive as dracula on speed.... | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:14 PM DanesWood UK(OL), 4 yrs |
Stopped because she said ouch? Any Dom knows ouch is not a safe word. Or perhaps you forgot to don your Dom's utility belt with a bunch of chains and nipple clamps hanging from it "The most powerful sexual organ in the body is our brain, open your mind and allow your fantasies free reign. Mutual pleasure between consenting adults is a wonderful thing." | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:16 PM Reversed 23 mths |
I'm not sure anyone here knows any other skills for a dom - I mean, if stuff goes wrong it's all the sub's fault anyway....
Still, good to know that you're trying to impress your future wife/sub Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:18 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs |
Surely that isn't a failiure...i'm sure the instructor said 'one must make the bratty sub feel they are in control'. *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ | ||
| 7 Nov 11, 7:18 PM djin_bleu UK(NW), 5 yrs |
Getting stupendously HOT! Think along those lines. *She who rides the Demon is afraid to dismount* ~* A hopeless dreamer she said, eyes of cloud and feet of lead *~ |
