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on Sun 6 Nov 11, 10:02 AM to Xafar's blog.
i have seen her this morning... and i think she was ok...
i was exiting the lavatory and she was heading for the garden clad still in flannelette nightgown and bunny slippers... toilet paper in hand so i figure last nights vindaloo has worked some magic on her slightly constipated system and the rhododendrons will have had a good feeding...
anyway...
after emptying she went back to bed and no doubt to sleep...
now given that her bedroom door is closed again and considering the numerous and really quite loud arse gurgles from her during the night i have an idea as to what will be assaulting my nostrils if i do wake her with a cup of something hot in hand so please... if you have her number... will you all either call or text her... now...
i thank you in advance...
Mac
| 6 Nov 11, 10:05 AM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs  |
I thought you were going to hose her down? Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life? | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:10 AM carenza_lionheart UK(NN), 24 mths  |
Hosing Fluffy down inevitably leads to melting. The resulting mess is even harder to clean up. Just saying. The one who claims to be innocent | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:11 AM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £    |
once she is up i will investigate for splatter and decide if the jet wash is required... Mac
"Me Man Whore... You Jane..." | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:11 AM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £ |
"Me Man Whore... You Jane..." | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:12 AM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £ |
not had a piss for a couple of hours and the coffee has been flowing quite well...
thank you for the suggestion me darling... Mac
"Me Man Whore... You Jane..." | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:23 AM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs   |
I hate you all. Especially Mac. I was feeling remorse for all the puppy piddles, now I realise you deserve them  Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall,
But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all. | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:23 AM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £ |
she is up and sitting over the room from me as i type... a picture of eighties radiance... hair that siouxsie sioux would die for and a smile that could get whole flotillas out to sea... the fluffy one... has woken...!!! Mac
"Me Man Whore... You Jane..." | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:53 AM andrewsean UK(CO), 5 yrs |
is she going to change her screen name to flymo? NON OMNIS MORIAR | |
| 6 Nov 11, 10:56 AM NimueBanditQueen UK(MK), 2 yrs |
Texting her will somehow save your nostrils? I is confused. Buckling my swash through the IC high seas. | |
| 6 Nov 11, 11:01 AM Reversed 23 mths |
Staying with you is clearly a unique means of acquiring a morale boost. Some people would call it aversion therapy.....
Love is when you kiss all the time. Then when you get tired of kissing, you still want to be together and you talk more. |
