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1 Nov 11, 12:08 PM
Lightandshade
UK(E), 21 mths

I can understand that someone (male surely?)could be geek enough to make a list of global bra sales, but who exactly went round measuring all the dongs in Sudan and Iran?

1 Nov 11, 2:53 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths

Lightandshade wrote:
I can understand that someone (male surely?)could be geek enough to make a list of global bra sales, but who exactly went round measuring all the dongs in Sudan and Iran?

yeah sorry bout that,,,

it was a very boring Sunday evening

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

1 Nov 11, 3:44 PM
Lustful
ES, 2 yrs

DeCoverley wrote:
There is a precise correlation between male height and member size – the height in feet is exactly equivalent to the thickness in inches.

Long and thin slips right in

Short and thick does the trick

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

1 Nov 11, 5:26 PM
SirLashleyS
UK(S), 5 yrs

Re sizing of bras: doesn't concern me directly, of course, only an idle thought - but does anyone else think the system in use just one (two at best) dimensional? ie not the best aid to 3D visualisation. Have often considered that two vital measurements have for too long been omitted. First, an accurate measure (in inches) from centre of armpit to nip. Second, an accurate measure across and between, nip to nip. (Not measured while horizontal, goes without saying). IMO this would lessen the need for guesswork/speculation. Not to mention trebling the measuring fun for all concerned. In Russia and Scandinavia in particular. All things considered, should these extra statistics be added in future, perhaps, as standard?

The silky-smooth soothing voice of reason and logic. (You WILL feel much better and speak more sense while very securely tied-up...)

1 Nov 11, 5:47 PM
borntoplease
UK(ST), 2 yrs

ClassAct2005 wrote:
No one should be rude to others. I do recommend eye surgery by the way and for those who don't like being large if they can change the types of foods they eat they might feel better at a normal weights and may be look better. Some of these things are within our own control. Choice of children's name is up to the parents. Obviously some names imply lower social class but there's nothing wrong with that and the child can change their name by deed pool from Wayne to Edward when they turn 18 if they want to.

I should have put up a chart of penis size by country instead or breasts then. I suspect that goes with height actually but I may be wrong.

Dearie bloody me, you silly woman...how very, very, very, VERY wrong you are. In pretty much everything as per usual.

I can fly but I want his wings

1 Nov 11, 6:05 PM
SirLashleyS
UK(S), 5 yrs

borntoplease wrote:

ClassAct2005 wrote:

I should have put up a chart of penis size by country instead or breasts then. I suspect that goes with height actually but I may be wrong.

Dearie bloody me, you silly woman...how very, very, very, VERY wrong you are. In pretty much everything as per usual.

Especially that, as everyone knows it all goes on the size of blokes' socks?

The silky-smooth soothing voice of reason and logic. (You WILL feel much better and speak more sense while very securely tied-up...)

Edited 1 Nov 11, 6:06 PM by SirLashleyS

1 Nov 11, 6:06 PM
classyact
UK(SW), 5 yrs

Miss_Fifi wrote:
I love my big massive tits! I'm adore for them !!!!!!!!!!!!!

No way would I ever want slim hips and a pair of sad fried saggy eggs.

groan .....

1 Nov 11, 6:59 PM
louisa32
UK(FK), 8 yrs

I hate my boobs.......No idea why, i just do.

I know they are not massive, but i still wish they were a bit smaller. But, i am not happy with a lot of my body, but especially my horrible boobs

1 Nov 11, 7:39 PM
ClassAct2005
UK(N), 7 yrs

Don't really follow that. I've a healthy BMI, normal weight. Not skinny. I don't want to be skinny. I've always been happy with how I look on the whole. I'm lucky.

I think under 8 stone always looks too thin on just about all women., under 218.5 BMI never that good a look. Most men would agree too. However I and most men tend to like the Page 3 girl look, girl next door, size 10, biggish breasts out in out (but not the fat ones, just the normal weight ones).

In fact surveys show that around the globe men tend to prefer women where there is a 10 inch difference between bust, waist, hips I think from memory. That probably makes sense as they are the ones with a healthy weight and are not too thin or too fat to bear your children.

CyberKitten87 wrote:
So really 'Class'Act, you prey on others with weight issues because of your own insecurities about your less-than-perfect body... Money can't buy you happiness but it can buy you less of a leg than you already have to stand on to bitch about 'fatties'. How does it feel for you to be scrutinized because you're not supermodel skinny? Here's 40p, 'phone someone who gives a shit and keep on feeding that thin girl with the doughnuts...

1 Nov 11, 8:13 PM
Caracal
UK(SS), 5 yrs

Mephista wrote:
The thread that keeps on giving...

...an insight into other people's minds and personalities perhaps? It must have been enlightening for anyone who has not encountered 'fat' threads before...

Nearly full - yippee.

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