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| Brindle |
on Sun 30 Oct 11, 2:57 PM to Brindle's blog.
He adopted me! I refuse to take any of the blame!
Wine, why is it dry ,when it's obviously wet?
Someone, please, there must be someone out there who can help me! lol, hmmmmnnn, but there is a more serious question
Other than that, can anyone help me out with why his cock doesn"t go to one side or the other. but seems to just hang down the middle?
I mean you really don't want to hear the details, and I love him an all that, but I swear! I was not cut out for this! He's not even mine!
*deep breaths, don't panic..*
But he"s only 17 and grown yards (or so it seems) in last yr and his body is obviously changing in all kinds of ways. He seems to think I will know all the answers and I don't!
Help!
I'm pretty sure it"s just basically natural and you sort of 'develop' a natural leaning over the years?
Am I right?
Edited Sun 30 Oct 11, 3:14 PM by Brindle
| 31 Oct 11, 12:28 AM Lady_Anna_Bradford UK(BD), 5 yrs   |
Why on earth would anyone think that cocks should hang down one side or the other? Cocks come in all shapes and sizes, there is no wrong way or right way whether they hang down the middle, bend to the left, twist to the right or hide like a little mushroom in compost. Either he is winding you up or you is winding us up. "If no sexual offence is being committed it seems very odd indeed that there should be an offence for having an image of something which was not an offence," Lord Wallace of Tankerness |
| 31 Oct 11, 12:33 AM strokes321 UK(M), 2 yrs |
It's nothing to worry about. I hang straight down the middle. |
| 31 Oct 11, 12:39 AM EmmaJNation UK(S), 18 mths |
One of my co-workers worked out a theory years ago, that it was related to left/right-handedness and wanking. (I can't remember if the theory said guys pulled or pushed their cocks to or from their dominant hand side, but that was the essence of it). So if it hangs straight down, maybe he's either ambidextrous or not wanking enough ... ?! Edited 31 Oct 11, 12:40 AM by EmmaJNation |
| 31 Oct 11, 12:43 AM Brindle UK(HD), 8 yrs |
No I am actually telling the truth. If you only had the SLIGHTEST inckling of how the conversation progressed, THEN you would think I was winding you up 
Thank-you for the advice that he's normal tho Just in my experience, blokes tend to have a preference, (or whatever) and so he completely floored me when he asked if it was odd, was totally stumped tbh ..... he is so gonna rag me if he finds out have asked, but I asked at tea, and maybe I shocked them, but the 3 gay blokes I happened to be surrounded by got all prudish and wouldn't talk about it! ---------§-�---------- |
| 31 Oct 11, 12:44 AM Brindle UK(HD), 8 yrs |
aha!!! I shall pose the wanking theory lol Teenager It will appeal, no doubt ---------§-�---------- Edited 31 Oct 11, 12:45 AM by Brindle |
