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| lapetitemort55 |
I have decided after many years of simply ignoring silly, unoriginal and clearly cut and pasted memos , that I have actually lost some pure comedy gold. Hence the birth of my own private collection of my personal favs, from now on. No longer in the ignore bin for them to be lost after 28 days. They will live forever in the hall of shame where I can come when bored and fondly dust them off and smile.
The first ,as a casual observer of this blog may notice, will set a high bar. This is the kind of standard I'm looking for. I have an appreciation for the well timed use of an exclamation mark.
Edited Sun 30 Oct 11, 12:00 PM by lapetitemort55
| 30 Oct 11, 11:46 AM lapetitemort55 UK(E), 4 yrs |
Come speak to me cunt! That statement must sound offensive to your sensibilties, but, I am uncaring! If you truely seek a true Dom you need look no further; though I suspect that you are afraid to transcend, take the leap that within your head you ache for, but cowardice grasps you!
The absence of apostrophes is to get you .. yes .. it is. Grating yet ? | |
| 30 Oct 11, 1:35 PM Nomad_72 17 mths |
That word always makes me shudder; hate it. | |
| 30 Oct 11, 4:56 PM wonderer UK, 5 yrs  |
Are you soliciting memos of this sort? Or just sharing ones sent unaware of this thread? "Wisdom begins in wonder” (Socrates) | |
| 31 Oct 11, 9:11 AM lapetitemort55 UK(E), 4 yrs |
Hope that explains it Edited to add ; I do realise I need to get out more ! Also edited to add this ; I have thought about this and come back to it to say , that actually I feel very justified to make people who send these memos feel silly. I hope they do. Just because I am a woman on what many would view a sex site does that justify a complete stranger feeling completely comfortable to , within their first communication with me , call me a cunt ? I would actually say no , it doesn't in the least. It's tantamount to saying that a woman wearing a short skirt was "asking for it" isn't it ? On a similar vein I should also be able to choose who I allow to treat , talk to me and relate to me in a sexual context as , when and if I choose and preferably not as a greeting.yeah I know "it happens" , I don't lose sleep over it but I choose to not meekly accept being spoken to in the most derogatory of terms because I have a profile on a bdsm site. I choose to laugh at it and will continue to do so. Fuck them, frankly. The absence of apostrophes is to get you .. yes .. it is. Grating yet ? Edited 31 Oct 11, 6:28 PM by lapetitemort55 | |
| 1 Nov 11, 2:21 PM Nomad_72 17 mths |
Is that a serious question? Read the OP old boy! | |
| 7 Jan 12, 9:46 AM lapetitemort55 UK(E), 4 yrs |
Hoorah ! Patience is a virtue. What I absolutely love about this one is the lack of greeting. It's almost as if they are halfway through a statement and have sent it. The second paragraph is the sender being ironic ......... surely ? The absence of apostrophes is to get you .. yes .. it is. Grating yet ? | |
| 7 Jan 12, 9:48 AM lapetitemort55 UK(E), 4 yrs |
Having an inkling of interest that may be desirable in your head does not correlate to taking the giant step towards a d/s relation. Most people are here because, they too, cannot seriously be true to themselves. It does not require a kind of bravado, it is whom you are! The whole being is encompassed with the quirk that person holds, they are beyond fascination, they cannot hold back! Unfortunately, there are so many fakes copying and pasting from different sites! The idea that has invaded your head, caressing your mind, grasp it, live it! You shall never look backwards again The absence of apostrophes is to get you .. yes .. it is. Grating yet ? |
