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| Brindle |
on Sat 29 Oct 11, 11:32 PM to Brindle's blog.
There are times when I do wonder if we should be having such conversations.
As a rough indication, is there ANYONE out there, who will admit to having even anything LIKE the following conversation recently* whilst trying to watch CSI Miami and being half asleep?
HIM: well there's that goddess, the greek one, with the breasts.
ME: what?
HIM: you know....
ME: what?
ME: what?
(at this point the dog gets disrupted off the sofa as I try vainly to sit upright and pay attention)
HIM: the one with the breasts!
(at this point I seriously start to wonder if I am dreaming and am struggling to rise up out the sofa that appears to have swallowed me whole)
ME: breasts? how many?
(WHY I said this, I GENUINELY have no idea! perhaps the confusion of trying to breathe)
HIM: i don't know
ME:3? I'm sure there was one with 3?
HIM: oh man that would be great, but you'd have to have 2 cocks....
ME: ** what?
HIM: yeah, so's you could use all 3... but, you'd have to have 1 smaller than the other.
ME: *** you'd have 2 dicks, to fuck 1 woman, who had 3 tits....?
HIM: yeah man, it'd be cool! As long as you had one smaller than the other!
ME: ****
HIM: nah, nah, think about it! it's gotta work!
ME: *****
HIM: you GOT to have one, smaller than the other, to show the other one off!
ME: ******
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Can anyone recomend a good care home? Am not sure if it's for me or him!
lol, you couldn't make this up I swear
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* Please bear in mind that I am 43yr old woman, talking to a 17yr old lad
** (TOTALLY CONFUSED AT THIS POINT, BUT HAVING A TOTAL TRAIN/WRECK/CAR/CRASH/....FEELING.... sort of....)
*** YUP. CAR CRASH!
**** speechless
***** even MORE speechless
****** on floor, having fallen of sofa, in tears of laughter
| 29 Oct 11, 11:35 PM angellover UK(CM), 3 yrs |
O thats just brill.... make me chuckle but also respect the fact that there is open communications.
Well done The highest fences we have to climb, are those we have built within our mind |
| 30 Oct 11, 11:24 AM ninebelowzero UK(ST), 10 mths |
Thanks, a great start to the day. |
