Spankabull - 2nd November, Wed 2 Nov 2011, 7:00 PM (54)

once upon a time ....

Tea time the day of the spankabull ball cindercalamity sat in her living room and glared at her brats who were annoying the fcuk out of her scrapping and arguing . cindercalamity shot up out of her chair and pinned older son up by his throat

"do you know what happens when mummy has pmt son? "

Smart arsed son of cindercalamity grinned .

"yea mam you go green and start raging at us just chill out "

huruuuummmmph.

So still in a fowl mood cindercalamity trudged the few miles to castle bungalow the evil ogre Sir Q had grunted they were going out .

Arriving at the spankabull ball king martin greeted them with a snog well cindercalamity got one the evil ogre didnt want one for a strange reason.

Cindercalamity made a beeline for the outside shed she wanted a puff. (no not you postman a ciggie )

Waving at her friend the teflon fairy and the gingerbread dom and hugging kissmekate cindercalamity wandered around looking for the evil ogre .

Twas a quiet ball this month well ok you could hear princess gabbys gob all the way to mexico but cindercalamity does like the little princess .

"cindercalamity go at once to the dungeon " shouted the ogre .

oh fuck thought cindercalamity what have i done now ?

The gingerbread Don and the teflon fairy were already in the dungeon surprise surprise such a tart that teflon fairy is.

The evil ogre Sir Q tied poor hinnocent cindercalamity to a chair boobs hanging out for all the weirdos n pervs to see. "just let the ground open up and swallow me2 though cindercalamity.

cindercalamity smiled at the nice flipping comment her so called friends were saying to the evil ogre , even her highness the Lady pandora decided to get cindercalamity done pffffffft.

Cindercalamity had often thought she could be 1 of those esapologist persons somehow ropes dunt stay tied on her for long.

She chuckled to herslf thinking about the evil ogres face when her ropes kept coming unbound.

Cindercalamity was eventually let free of her bondage only for the gingerbread Dom to unleash that bloody snake cindercalamity hates that thing and has nasty evil deadaning thoughts of chopping it up into tiny pieces and burying the bits and pissing on them nasty horrid hurty thing err did i mention cindercalamity had p.m.t ?.

Cindercalamity did have a giggle at the reverend cleric in bunny ears dont think the reverend thought it funny though.

Then when the gingerbread Dom tried on the ears she wasnt quick enough to take piccie worse luck it would have made a great profile pick better than the cock one .

one more thing i must say absolutly well done to martin and sez the halloween decorations were amazing the best iv ever seen .

If iv missed anybody out in my story please feel free to add to it.

Priceless