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24 Oct 11, 1:24 PM
Empress_Martine
UK(HA), 2 yrs
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ClassAct2005 wrote:
How kind of you all. I'm quite funny in real life.

ALthough I just nearly choked over my lunch reading The Times where Tesco has gone to the trouble of adding a possession apostrophe after an s on some food advertisement but then uses "for free" which always made my mother cross. It is one of those wrong additional prepositions. The food is free. Not This is "for free". Just as we do not say "as of Monday" - we say "on Monday". I don;t like "on the weekend" either. At the weekend is better.

The other one that annoys me is people including David Cameron who say ay instead of a. So instead of saying verbally this is a long winter. They say this is ay long winter.

AshUK wrote:
Lustful wrote:

An enjoyable thread: Class Act wins on points, her posts being so much more entertaining than her critics.

Much as it pains me to agree, I think you're right. It would be a duller place without her..

That is because he is of scotish decent and they say "a" as "ay".Part of the way scotish people speak english.

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24 Oct 11, 1:34 PM
Smartarse
UK(CM), 7 yrs
ClassAct2005 wrote:
Yes, jobs are hard to find although there were some farmers moaning that turnips were lying unpicked this summer, but even that is because of the stupid way we organise the benefits system such as it is geared to ensure there is no advantage in picking up casual work.

Jobseekers can pick up 16 hours of casual work without affecting their benefits. The turnip farmer was being inflexible, complaining about the situation instead of adapting his business to suit the labour market.

For any business unable to get the labour they need there is a simple solution: raise the wages you are offering.

24 Oct 11, 2:43 PM
prettyPETunia
UK(WS), 4 yrs
misstressvsdog wrote:
axlsub wrote:
Rhoobarb wrote:
misstressvsdog wrote:

and for the record if Class what to contact me regarding her typo's i am always willing to assist,,

What an incredibly kind offer :-D

I bet she goes round bus shelters and public lavs correcting graffiti, with a red marker and chips and soft carribean type fizzy drink. I think she is really a posh scutter, like wot we am. I love her and want her babiz

you can't have her babie's coz your a bloke silly !

Dont appress me, its a free country where I can express my desire to have her babies if I want to. Sexist!!

If love is blind I need to find a cane

24 Oct 11, 2:49 PM
prettyPETunia
UK(WS), 4 yrs
misunderstoodslave wrote:
axlsub wrote:
Rhoobarb wrote:
misstressvsdog wrote:

and for the record if Class what to contact me regarding her typo's i am always willing to assist,,

What an incredibly kind offer :-D

I bet she goes round bus shelters and public lavs correcting graffiti, with a red marker and chips and soft carribean type fizzy drink. I think she is really a posh scutter, like wot we am. I love her and want her babiz

You are sub, fool, and thus among the many people who are no use to her whatsoever.

I have actually corrected graffiti once. I think I need to get a life.

Oh:-o. PA to her now are you? Iv got lots of one line wanky memos to send her and one of em is sure to work. If I keep plugging away she will become domme and and and then she will do me.

If love is blind I need to find a cane

24 Oct 11, 4:58 PM
ClassAct2005
UK(N), 7 yrs
I will never be dom but I suspect at 49 my eggs are unlikely still be capable of resulting in babies so you're doomed to disappointment. Of course there's nothing to stop single men having babies - you just hire a US surrogate (having bought eggs from a pretty and bright US student first - best to separate the donor from the host) and then get that mixed with your sperm and voila you have your baby.

axlsub wrote:
misunderstoodslave wrote:
axlsub wrote:
Rhoobarb wrote:
misstressvsdog wrote:

and for the record if Class what to contact me regarding her typo's i am always willing to assist,,

What an incredibly kind offer :-D

I bet she goes round bus shelters and public lavs correcting graffiti, with a red marker and chips and soft carribean type fizzy drink. I think she is really a posh scutter, like wot we am. I love her and want her babiz

You are sub, fool, and thus among the many people who are no use to her whatsoever.

I have actually corrected graffiti once. I think I need to get a life.

Oh:-o. PA to her now are you? Iv got lots of one line wanky memos to send her and one of em is sure to work. If I keep plugging away she will become domme and and and then she will do me.

24 Oct 11, 5:00 PM
ClassAct2005
UK(N), 7 yrs
Indeed. May be it needs photoshopping with fake tan?

It's why I try to have a photograph which shows me full length.

fitzcaraldo wrote:
ClassAct2005 wrote:
How do you know. However I'm allergic to cats so that would have to go and I might prefer you in a good suit than what looks like the upper shot of the naked rambler who I see was arrested again this weekend.

fitzcaraldo wrote:
My latest goal in life is to marry Class Act :

Sadly I am too random for her taste.

Fitz.

What can I say ?

Actually, I have just come out of the sea for my profile shot and as many of my contemporaries have run to seed so disgracefully, it's a subtle (or not so ) proof shot that I retain my fitness level regardless !

Fitz.

24 Oct 11, 5:08 PM
Muzzlehatch
UK(TN), 7 yrs

ClassAct2005 wrote:
It's why I try to have a photograph which shows me full length.

Surely looking down your nose would be more apt! :)

Owner of The Croppery Dungeon and Breakfast. Organises The St Leonards munch.

24 Oct 11, 6:46 PM
fitzcaraldo
UK(BA), 6 yrs

Fake tan ? Misrepresentation under the Trades Description act. Unfortunate side effect of wearing a wetsuit for surfing, it spoils the tan. !

Feel free to forward a full-length photograph, in view of your usual profile symbol, the real thing would be sure to satisfy some of my curiosity .:)

ClassAct2005 wrote:
Indeed. May be it needs photoshopping with fake tan?

It's why I try to have a photograph which shows me full length.

fitzcaraldo wrote:
ClassAct2005 wrote:
How do you know. However I'm allergic to cats so that would have to go and I might prefer you in a good suit than what looks like the upper shot of the naked rambler who I see was arrested again this weekend.

fitzcaraldo wrote:
My latest goal in life is to marry Class Act :

Sadly I am too random for her taste.

Fitz.

What can I say ?

Actually, I have just come out of the sea for my profile shot and as many of my contemporaries have run to seed so disgracefully, it's a subtle (or not so ) proof shot that I retain my fitness level regardless !

Fitz.

Escaped from the parallel universe

24 Oct 11, 6:53 PM
ClassAct2005
UK(N), 7 yrs
I look down on no one even in high heels. I seek to treat everyone well whoever they are. In fact it's a good way of assessing if someone is a good person - look not at how they treat their boss but at how they treat those people they meet as they go about their business in everyday life. A large number of people seem to come to me for help or advice and I hope I always treat them with respect and as well as any others regardless of who they are or where they are from.

The fact I might feel erotic only towards a man I look up to is nothing to do with the issue of how I treat people in day to day life.

Muzzlehatch wrote:
ClassAct2005 wrote:
It's why I try to have a photograph which shows me full length.

Surely looking down your nose would be more apt! :)

24 Oct 11, 7:05 PM
Muzzlehatch
UK(TN), 7 yrs

ClassAct2005 wrote:
I look down on no one even in high heels.

really? Not even people with tattoos, or weight issues (this list could be expanded)? I could go and find several (Ok, lots) of examples from your previous posts, should you wish.

Owner of The Croppery Dungeon and Breakfast. Organises The St Leonards munch.

Edited 24 Oct 11, 7:13 PM by Muzzlehatch

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