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watersports poetry (19)

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16 Oct 11, 7:29 PM
Belasarius
UK(M), 8 yrs



She accepts my pollution, As her ablution.

There's no messing, With my blessing.

My goal - to save women from nature (Dior)
Follow me on twitter: @belasarius99

Edited 16 Oct 11, 7:30 PM by Belasarius

16 Oct 11, 7:55 PM
AquaDave
UK(PO), 9 mths
Well it seems I've started a fair deluge of replies which I've enjoyed reading; especially the contribution to the deluge from the ladies ;-)) Thank you all though. Guess I'd better find that poetry group.
16 Oct 11, 9:35 PM
AshUK
UK(EN), 7 yrs
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OMG, that's like non-consensual drowning and snuff, innit ?

You should be banned immediately !

Miss_OL wrote:
He lay there with mouth open wide

With his Mistress full bladdered and astride

She squatted over his face

But pissed at such a fast pace

That he drowned in her champagne ... and died. :-(

" Under this playful, boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless, sadistic maniac "

16 Oct 11, 10:27 PM
Mesmeric
UK, 4 yrs
Miss_OL wrote:
He lay there with mouth open wide

With his Mistress full bladdered and astride

She squatted over his face

But pissed at such a fast pace

That he drowned in her champagne ... and died. :-(

I guess it must have been Domme Perignon....

16 Oct 11, 11:21 PM
Nickleye
UK(SW), 4 yrs

There once was a lady from Poole,

Whose bladder was swell and quite full,

So rather than walk,

To the toilet she thought,

My young man will be so grateful.

More of a limerick i know but hey!

17 Oct 11, 12:58 AM
RopeUK
UK(GU), 9 yrs

AquaDave wrote:
watersports poetry

Hi

To amuse myself I've written watersports poetry which has actually been nominated for an 'Erotic Award'. I'm wondering if this is the best place on this website to show it/discuss it? As I'm new to informed consent I don't feel like starting a group, not yet anyway.

Thanks to anyone who comments. AquaDave

I wrote a poem about scat and it was shit.

17 Oct 11, 6:58 AM
BlksubLondon
UK, 7 yrs
Excellent lol

Mesmeric wrote:
Miss_OL wrote:
He lay there with mouth open wide

With his Mistress full bladdered and astride

She squatted over his face

But pissed at such a fast pace

That he drowned in her champagne ... and died. :-(

I guess it must have been Domme Perignon....

18 Oct 11, 11:08 AM
wastrel
UK(TS), 5 yrs
As she sat down he looked up in fear

And his nose went into her rear

It came out in a gush

In a terrible rush

Filled his mouth and also one ear

22 Oct 11, 9:09 AM
Makingherwait
UK(LN), 2 yrs
One of mine is:

There once was a woman called Ann

Who refused to make use of the pan

But so badly she needed the can

That eventually out her pee ran

Edited 22 Oct 11, 9:11 AM by Makingherwait

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