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| Incandescence |
.... asked me if it was ok for him to tell me a rude joke!
I (hesitantly) agreed; partly to satisfy my curiosity as to what he considered to be a rude joke.
"How did The Burger King come to have a child"?
"I dunno" says me in my bestest fake nonchalant voice.
"He forgot to wrap his Whopper!"
Mortified or what?
I don't think I'd have got that joke at 14 
Still, it did seem the perfect time to have one of them mother - son type chats. It went something along the lines of;
"Well the lesson there is, always remember to wrap your whopper".
I think he was too busy laughing at me saying that to him to take it seriously 
| 15 Oct 11, 2:57 PM rehtael_ni_dal  UK(G), 9 yrs |
Brilliant ! I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it. | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 2:58 PM Persia_Porsche UK(EH), 3 yrs |
Ouch! We love to think of our kids as innocent don't we ... truth told I think they limit what they say around us to save our embarassement!
I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not. | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 3:02 PM BaldyGargoyle UK(EH), 8 mths  |
I'm pretty sure that was the kind of jokes I kept for my family at that age. The real good ones were kept between me and my mates along with the secret stash of porn, smokes and drink.   | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 3:16 PM ninebelowzero UK(ST), 10 mths |
my lad is 7 yrs old.
& playground chatter is now obsessed with sex in a very giggly way. 'Dad? i know what girls have instead of willies.' 'Oh yes so?' 'They have fluffies!' So I am now rolling on the floor in hysterics. A week later. 'Daaaad?' Yes 'They are also called hairy Fairies' He is yet to see modern porn! | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 3:24 PM BaldyGargoyle UK(EH), 8 mths |
ROFLMAO, that was brilliant nine, hair fairies. My two girls call them flowers(there 7 and 10). When there toy fighting with me, it's "knee dad in the middles" Yeah my two are going to be more than enough trouble for any partner. In my own mind at least, I'm bringing them up well. | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 3:29 PM Incandescence UK, 3 yrs |
Ahhhh, times they are a changin' I'd never have told my parents a rude joke or said half the things my 2 come away with.
Haha, hairy fairies really got me. I'll be in kinks (PTP) at that one all day
In the beginning god created man ... that was his first mistake ... everybody knows the lady should always come first | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 3:31 PM ocimum_sanctum UK(EH), 2 yrs |
Yeah, yeah, we believe you At 14 I already had a less than healthy interest in bondage, which was being furiously "explored" via means of the internet (during the bad old days of NCSA Mosaic, crappy modems with "dip switches" and illegal internet provision).
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| 15 Oct 11, 3:34 PM BaldyGargoyle UK(EH), 8 mths |
I'm already picturing the scene, my sub walks up to me with a cheeky smile on her face and asks if I will be playing with her hairy fairy tonight? That will be it, scene over as I hit the floor in hysterics. | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 3:35 PM Incandescence UK, 3 yrs |
Aye ok smarty pants. Rub in the fact that compputers weren't invented when I was 14! We used typewriters, telephones (only just) and snail mail in those days. In fact I remember in Secretarial Studies at school learning how to use a carbon copier machine. I bet you don't even know what that is!
In the beginning god created man ... that was his first mistake ... everybody knows the lady should always come first | ||
| 15 Oct 11, 3:35 PM Persia_Porsche UK(EH), 3 yrs |
Am liking that one too
I'm loud and I'm vulgar, and I wear the pants in the house because somebody's got to, but I am not a monster. I'm not. |
