Posted by The_Royal_Pixie
on Fri 14 Oct 11, 3:20 PM to The_Royal_Pixie's blog.
One day in the future, Barack Obama has a heart-attack and dies. He immediately goes to hell, where the devil is waiting for him. "I don't know what to do here," says the devil. "You are on my list, but I have no room for you. You definitely have to stay here, so I'll tell you what I'm going to do. I've got a couple of folks here who weren't quit...e as bad as you. I'll let one of them go, but you have to take their place. I'll even let YOU decide who leaves." Obama thought that sounded pretty good, so the devil opened the door to the first room. In it was Ted Kennedy and a large pool of water. Ted kept diving in, and surfacing, empty handed. Over, and over, and over he dived in and surfaced with nothing. Such was his fate in hell. "No," Obama said. "I don't think so. I'm not a good swimmer, and I don't think I could do that all day long." The devil led him to the door of the next room. In it was Al Gore with a sledge- hammer and a room full of rocks. All he did was swing that hammer, time after time after time. "No, this is no good; I've got this problem with my shoulder. I would be in constant agony if all I could do was break rocks all day," commented Obama. The devil opened a third door. Through it, Obama saw Bill Clinton, lying on the bed, his arms tied over his head, and his legs restrained in a spread-eagle pose. Bent over him was Monica Lewinsky, doing what she does best. Obama looked at this in shocked disbelief, and finally said, "Yeah man, I can handle this." The devil smiled and said........... (This is priceless...) "OK, Monica, you're free to go."
| 14 Oct 11, 3:23 PM Original_Rebel UK(CT), 10 yrs  |
That's brilliant and i am nicking it  | |
| 14 Oct 11, 3:23 PM Ima_Kant UK(PO), 3 yrs |
Brilliant... cheers | |
| 14 Oct 11, 3:50 PM Helen_Back UK(MK), 4 yrs |
funny as... | |
| 14 Oct 11, 5:16 PM GazUK1963 UK(B), 6 yrs |
Love it xxx. Everyone who lives dies, but not everyone who dies has truly lived. | |
| 14 Oct 11, 5:55 PM perra_diablo UK, 3 yrs |
Excellent thanks | |
| 14 Oct 11, 8:35 PM HarmCandy UK, 4 yrs |
Finally, hope and change we can believe in 'Above, it isn't bright. Below, it isn't dark.' | |
| 15 Oct 11, 12:13 AM Clodmin UK(OX), 3 yrs |
Joke of which year? I heard that in the eighties, when I was too young to register the president's names. Not that it isn't a good joke, but, y'know. It's older than most of my teeth, and not just the false ones. Here are some small words for you to look at. Aren't they tiny! | |
| 15 Oct 11, 12:54 AM The_Royal_Pixie UK(B), 2 yrs |
I found it funny too... As the saying goes..."the old ones are the best" but it was the first time I had seen this so it is the best joke of this year for
Take care.... *smooches* | |
| 15 Oct 11, 6:47 AM Visualize UK(CV), 5 yrs |
10/10 |
