Posted by ninebelowzero
on Thu 13 Oct 11, 9:58 PM to ninebelowzero's blog.
A woman takes her very limp duck into the vets lays it on the table, the vet takes out his stethoscope listens to it's chest and says " I'm really sorry but your duck is dead"
"are you sure" the woman replies " you haven't done any tests he may just be in a coma" the vet rolls his eyes and walks out, a few minutes later he returns with a black Labrador dog. The dog jumps up on his hind legs sniffs... the duck from top to bottom then looks at the vet with very sad eyes shakes his head and leaves the room. The door opens and in walks a cat, the cat jumps up on to the table walks around the duck gently sniffs it from head to toe, looks at the vet softly mews and shakes his head, jump off and leaves.
The vet turns to his computer and produces the bill. "£150" the woman shouts "£150 to tell me my duck us dead"
"if you had taken my word for it in the first place the bill would of been £20 but with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan it's now £150"
Replied the vet 
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| 13 Oct 11, 10:01 PM Original_Rebel UK(CT), 10 yrs  |
I love it and have stolen it |
| 13 Oct 11, 10:06 PM TheSilverFox  UK(GU), 2 yrs    |
Yes, we like that..
Let's all play nicely people.. Just remember.. This is meant to be fun! |
| 13 Oct 11, 10:40 PM Miss_OL UK(YO), 6 yrs |
 Put me on a pedestal, but be there to catch me if I fall. |
| 14 Oct 11, 12:29 AM specialk_subbie UK(OL), 4 yrs   |
That made me smile. Special K |
| 14 Oct 11, 5:03 AM madrigal2112 UK(HU), 9 mths |
Brill!!!! |
| 14 Oct 11, 12:00 PM Mesmeric UK, 4 yrs |
Today I'm working from home and am struggling to get excited about legal contracts. So this came as a welcome relief and has (so far) made my day. Thank you. I am very green so shall re-cycle at every possible opportunity. Thanks |
