Posted by Lounge_Lizard on Thu 29 Sep 11, 7:47 PM to Lounge_Lizard's blog.
...I've had a craving for...
Diet Cherry Coke...
Don't know why... Never really drunk it before, but for some strange reason I can't go past the local shop on the way home from work without being strangely drawn to the refridgerated drinks cabinet...
I had a craving for Marmite quite a few months ago and I'm still eating the stuff after going without for years...
... I hope I'm not pregnant!?
| 29 Sep 11, 7:53 PM carenza_lionheart UK(NN), 24 mths   |
You need to piss on a stick to be sure. The one who claims to be innocent | |||
| 29 Sep 11, 7:55 PM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
Any stick... or a particular one? | |||
| 29 Sep 11, 8:19 PM River_Deep UK, 6 yrs |
Mix it with Absolut Raspberry vodka. Made of win!! It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it | |||
| 29 Sep 11, 8:26 PM carenza_lionheart UK(NN), 24 mths |
A specially hand-crafted stick, lovingly whittled by wood elves in Norway.
The one who claims to be innocent | |||
| 29 Sep 11, 8:59 PM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
Now that's not a bad idea...
...Cheers
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| 29 Sep 11, 8:59 PM Lounge_Lizard 5 yrs |
That's all well and good, but can you buy them at Tesco?
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| 29 Sep 11, 9:05 PM carenza_lionheart UK(NN), 24 mths |
They are part of the Finest range. Ask at the Customer Service Desk if you can't find them.
The one who claims to be innocent | |||
| 29 Sep 11, 9:13 PM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs     |
No, no, don't you remember? They withdrew them after the hideous splinter incident of 2010. I have to say, I worry about the future of the wood elves, that was one of their major sources of income. The compensation they had to pay must have crippled them. Poor elves.
Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall,
But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all. | |||
| 29 Sep 11, 9:17 PM carenza_lionheart UK(NN), 24 mths |
Ah yes, I remember now. Last I heard the wood elves were being retrained to make wooden butt plugs. The one who claims to be innocent | |||
| 29 Sep 11, 9:23 PM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs |
*Shakes head* You think they would have learned by now.... Not huffy or stuffy, nor tiny or tall,
But fluffy, just fluffy, with no brains at all. |
