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| Wed 21 Sep 11, 6:56 PM mia  UK(M), 4 yrs         |
What are some of the oddest tasks you're asked or have been asked to do for your significant D-type person? Mine, and it is pretty ridiculous, is to make the 'beep beep' noise when he is reversing the car, to pretend he's got those sensor things. I sometimes sit there, beeping away, thinking about what the hell i am doing. I mean, being tied up and hit is odd enough, without the added madness of 'beeping'.
Still, what can you do eh? x Quick Lynn, run, they're sex people | |
| 21 Sep 11, 7:23 PM x_Lia_x 2 yrs |
I got an online sub to boil an egg, cool it down for half an hour, insert it up his arse for ten minutes (ensuring it was not totally inserted. Be a bit embarassing going to A and E!)then take it out peel it and eat it on cam.
That was fun  No point flogging a dead horse! | |
| 21 Sep 11, 8:31 PM Graci_e UK, 5 yrs |
 i once was asked by Sire to get cucumber, condoms, and lube at the same time from a supermarket. Didn't see the issue though so carried it all out lol i wanna be made to making beeping noises do u have to do long beeps if ur near to hitting something? | |
| 21 Sep 11, 9:10 PM prettyPETunia UK(WS), 4 yrs |
Doesnt he know that women are rubbish at reversing??? Or does he make you do it in your car? If love is blind I need to find a cane | |
| 21 Sep 11, 9:16 PM Monkey_Wench UK(B), 20 mths    |
I'm sorry, I have no odd task to report, but that is a good 'un, made me giggle. Shows the domly-one has a sense of humour at least. Monosyllabic has five syllables. | |
| 21 Sep 11, 9:53 PM Sharp_as_Ice 2 yrs |
Next time you reverse - go "Eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee" - and when he asks why, say that one of the sensors is busted. If it's his car, reverse into something for dramatic effect.
So cool it hurts... | |
| 21 Sep 11, 10:10 PM PearlBlueSoul UK(EC), 2 yrs  |
Using a Mars Bar to peel an apple. | |
| 21 Sep 11, 10:14 PM mia UK(M), 4 yrs |
That is more impractical than odd. Unless it was for a red apple. They're a bit weird. x Quick Lynn, run, they're sex people | |
| 21 Sep 11, 10:17 PM spikes_bear_cub UK(SG), 5 yrs |
Not really been made to do really odd things like making a car reverse...but I love reading about some of these!! HOWEVER...I hope my Dom does not read this thread cos it will give him ideas!! he he | |
| 21 Sep 11, 10:21 PM pinkylucy UK(M), 9 yrs   |
I was once kneeling naked on the bed in front of my ex Mistess's friend and she told him he could have me do anything at all that he wanted and she would tell me to do it. My mind was racing with what kind of situation I might find myself in. As it turned out he told me to sing that irritating kids' song 'We're Going to the Zoo'! Of all the things in the world?? "Don't Dream It, Be It" - The Rocky Horror Show 1973 | |
| 21 Sep 11, 10:48 PM borntoplease UK(ST), 2 yrs |
I've got a feeling I'm going to have to hand pluck angora fibres off clothing next time... I can fly but I want his wings |
