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Defluff the Muff (23)

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Da_Pix
Posted by Da_Pix on Mon 19 Sep 11, 9:33 PM to Da_Pix's blog.

....you KNOW shaving spots are nasty! Nasty nasty! Within 2 days, you have coarse stubble, red bts, and pimples. Even wanking leaves you with a sore palm - Think of those poor soft cheeks and lips, exploring your spiked garden! Those delicate little nobs poking their way in and out, burnt to high heaven and smarting for days afterwards. No No NO!

For the love of God - please stop shaving your muffs.

What you need to do is wax or pluck.

Plucking always makes people crinkle their noses. It's not as bad as you think. You work your way sowly, one hair at a time, pulling in the direction of the hairs' growth. As you work, the area you are plucking becomes a little numb, making it much less painful than you imagine. Silky smooth muff for a week or two. Voila. No corse shaved hairs 2 days later. Soft, fluffy hairs, 2 WEEKS later. Makes sense.

Waxing. over and done with in 15 minutes. trust me when I say they have seen it all before. My waxing lady told me about a bloke who went every month without fail, wearing silk knickers. i felt much better with my granny ones after that. They are not BOTHERED. Try having your Domme hold your lips apart while this is going on, THEN feel slightly embarrased.

You know you want to.

Replies

19 Sep 11, 9:36 PM
x_Lia_x
2 yrs
And that's why I have pubes! ;)

No point flogging a dead horse!

19 Sep 11, 9:38 PM
Da_Pix
UK, 6 yrs

Aye. Failing the above, TRIM your garden! Lol.

Yes - hello we're back - and we're taking calls Now what was the question?

19 Sep 11, 9:42 PM
Original_Rebel
UK(CT), 10 yrs

No it should be wild and free :)

x_pixie_x wrote:
Aye. Failing the above, TRIM your garden! Lol.

19 Sep 11, 9:43 PM
epona74
UK(SL), 7 yrs
This is why I use an epilator and then keep it tidy with tweezers in between :)

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new (A. Einstein)
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. ~Confucius

19 Sep 11, 9:49 PM
scarlettsamm
UK(BL), 6 yrs

brush and plait it- finish with a pretty ribbon

and Lady Stardust sang her songs, of.....
..............Darkness and Disgrace.

19 Sep 11, 9:55 PM
northern_light
UK, 7 yrs
scarlettsamm wrote:
brush and plait it- finish with a pretty ribbon

And dye it pink!

"Absinthe is the aphrodisiac of the self. The green fairy who lives in the Absinthe wants your soul." ~Dracula by Bram Stoker

19 Sep 11, 10:14 PM
scarlettsamm
UK(BL), 6 yrs

northern_light wrote:
scarlettsamm wrote:
brush and plait it- finish with a pretty ribbon

And dye it pink!

oh yes... definatly..

bejewelled ??? bling bling ??

and Lady Stardust sang her songs, of.....
..............Darkness and Disgrace.

19 Sep 11, 10:15 PM
Da_Pix
UK, 6 yrs

No SS... NorthernLight probably has pink DREADLOCKS in mind... not bejazzled, or whatever it is.

Yes - hello we're back - and we're taking calls Now what was the question?

19 Sep 11, 10:20 PM
scarlettsamm
UK(BL), 6 yrs

x_pixie_x wrote:

No SS... NorthernLight probably has pink DREADLOCKS in mind... not bejazzled, or whatever it is.

lol trust me.. bejewelled instead of bejazzled- guess thats lancashire for you xxxxxxxxxxxxx

and Lady Stardust sang her songs, of.....
..............Darkness and Disgrace.

19 Sep 11, 10:21 PM
x_Lia_x
2 yrs
Hmmm I like that idea! Maybe I will try that

No point flogging a dead horse!

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