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Posted by Qwoins_calamity on Mon 19 Sep 11, 9:06 PM to Qwoins_calamity's blog.

son of calamity aged 15 and a bit .... has swallowed a 20p and a 5p havnt a clue why or what he was doing with the money in his mouth . wouldnt bloody mind but its my flipping change from the shop .:(

N.H.S. helpline are helpful ; sort of .They suggest we wade through poo to retrieve it. The smell 0f my teenagers farts on a morning would put anybody off their porridge and im so not rooting in his poo to get 25p.

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19 Sep 11, 9:09 PM
Original_Rebel
UK(CT), 10 yrs

Tell him to retrive it, clean it, disinfect it and return it lol.
19 Sep 11, 9:12 PM
epona74
UK(SL), 7 yrs
Dock his pocket money/earnings/whatever form of money he gets/has by 25p and make him find his own...if he swallowed it, he can find it and use it! ;)

For every minute you are angry you lose sixty seconds of happiness. (Ralph Waldo Emerson)
Anyone who has never made a mistake has never tried anything new (A. Einstein)
To be wronged is nothing unless you continue to remember it. ~Confucius

19 Sep 11, 9:13 PM
Ama_Sidero
UK(GU), 7 yrs


LOL. Mine did that when he was about 2 on holiday. I still have the erays where it was glowing in his stomach. Every morning when we went through the lobby ,the concierge would ask us if we found it yet. ;-$

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19 Sep 11, 9:14 PM
valleyrose17
UK(BS), 2 yrs
just go to the cash point for more - its easier x

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19 Sep 11, 9:19 PM
Merrick
3 yrs
Aged 15 and a bit? Wtf??? Lol - kids do that when their around 3...

I dunno - take the piss? Tell his mates?

Pardon the pun, but I do sincerely hope it comes out alright in the end!

Every man dies. Not every man really lives.

19 Sep 11, 9:22 PM
Original_Rebel
UK(CT), 10 yrs

Brilliant lol

Merrick wrote:

I dunno - take the piss? Tell his mates?

19 Sep 11, 9:34 PM
hailstone
UK(HD), 9 yrs
Well i'd help if it was a shiney 50p, but i'm not getting my hands mucky for 25p :)

If you don't like my words, don't listen.
If you don't like my appearance, don't look.
If you don't like my actions, turn your head.
It's as simple as that.

19 Sep 11, 9:35 PM
louisa32
UK(FK), 8 yrs
Merrick wrote:
Aged 15 and a bit? Wtf??? Lol - kids do that when their around 3...

I dunno - take the piss? Tell his mates?

Pardon the pun, but I do sincerely hope it comes out alright in the end!

It might be slightly uncomfortable coming out, but it sure will come out at the 'end' hahaha.

19 Sep 11, 9:45 PM
Qwoins_calamity
UK(S), 3 yrs

hailstone wrote:
Well i'd help if it was a shiney 50p, but i'm not getting my hands mucky for 25p :)
pfffft they might be shinier coming out than they were going in .

I realy should write a book

"the lighter side of aspergers"

Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better.:)

19 Sep 11, 10:34 PM
NilSatisNisiOptimum
UK, 6 yrs
He was hungry obviously

Revenge is a wasted emotion

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