 |
| Qwoins_calamity |
on Fri 26 Aug 11, 12:12 AM to Qwoins_calamity's blog.
Ok so following on from my Sirs blogs might i ask a quickie question perlllllllllllease???
Err why dont cows or sheep for that matter, fall off the sides mountains when they are feeding?
A hundred foot on top of err mont blanc i saw this pretty cow happily feeding why didnt it fall off eh eh?
| 26 Aug 11, 12:18 AM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
Tiny harnesses, I recon. Farm shit that we don't know about. It's the little things Dude, the little things. | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 3:13 AM The_TOGmeister UK(BA), 4 yrs  |
Sadly, sometimes they do fall, usually into a place where it's impossible to reach the dead animal. Thus creating a country smell that nobody likes, but it does give the crows, ravens and foxes a good feast. Second childhood? Me? I haven't left the first one yet! | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 5:05 AM Unchained_spirit UK(CM), 22 mths |
Velcro hooves?? I spread easy | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 7:20 AM fellatrix UK, 2 yrs |
I thought everyone knew. Mountain breeds of cows, sheep, goats, have evolved into two distinct sub-species. There are those whose right legs are longer than their left and consequently can happily (and safely) spiral their way round a mountainside anti-clockwise, and those whose left legs are longer than their right who are destined to always travel clockwise. Although in theory the two sub-species can interbreed, in practice it is physically impossible without one of them falling over. | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 8:14 AM Unchained_spirit UK(CM), 22 mths |
Absolutely brilliant!! pmsl. Glad someone has a brain that operates well in the early morning I spread easy | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 10:51 AM NilSatisNisiOptimum UK, 6 yrs |
Feet nailed to the floor? Revenge is a wasted emotion | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 12:52 PM Qwoin  UK(S), 10 yrs |
Someone ask her about the cross dressing cows  Don't be afraid of dying, be afraid of not living. | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 3:17 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 3:25 PM Qwoin UK(S), 10 yrs |
While we are talking cows calamity also commented that some cows were pretty. So I asked her what made a cow pretty. With the nievity of a child I got the immediate reply: Don't be afraid of dying, be afraid of not living. | ||
| 26 Aug 11, 4:08 PM Shypeachybottom UK, 20 mths |
oh go on.... what about the cross dressing cows???? There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me |
Imortatality's far WORSE.
