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Subbie Union AGM minutes (22)

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miss_chief
Posted by miss_chief on Thu 25 Aug 11, 9:54 PM to miss_chief's blog.

We have held the AGM of the subbie Union and here are the minutes:

Chairwoman: Ms Dizziblonde Secretary: Ms miss chief

other attendees: Ms scarletsam, Ms Jenevieve, Ella the dog, Leo the cat

1. all subs must be provided with at least one bar of chocolate, preferably Green and Blacks, during a play session

2. a fluffy blanket of the subs choice of colour must be provided

3 All Doms must be respectful when asking to play, none of this on yer knees bitch

4. Proof of rules 1 & 2 must be provided prior to play commencing

5. The Doms bed's must have clean Egyptian cotton linen and soft covers.

6. Doms must have good quality carpets so that we do not get carpet burns on any part of our body

7. Doms must provide high quality candles as opposed to those from Poundland

8. During 'ladies week' the said Dom must be on hand to provide Feminax, hot water bottle, chocolate, back rubs and hot baths on demand. The said Dom must NEVER raise His voice or demand during this time, failure to follow this rule could result in ABH to said Dom

9. All 'toys' must be the chosen colour of the submissive and need to be available ready for inspection prior to use

10. Hot chocolate and marshmallows compulsory for after-care

11. All subs will be allowed to choose their foot wear should their precious tootsies start hurting without complaint from the Dom

12. A Dom should accept a subs safeword even if the said safeword is "get off ya bastard that hurt" or " You hit like a girly"

13. subs must be served tea or coffee in bed with a breakfast of their choice prior to subbiness starting

14. lie-ins in a morning for the sub is compulsory, this preserves our energy enabling us to serve the said Dom when He asks nicely

15. All subs should be provided with a platinum credit cards to enable them to shop at their leisure for things to please the Dom

16. All Doms must ensure that they have warm hands

17. All subs, should they wish, be treated like princesses and pampered

18. During a play session the sub may take as many breaks for tea/coffee/chocolate/gossip with other subs as they want.

19. All ropes MUST be made of silk and NEVER be scratchy, also all cuffs must be fur lined to avoid chaffing

20. The submissive always has the final word, to make the Dom feel better about this He may think and tell everyone that this is His idea

Should any of the above rules not be adhered to the sub has the right to consult the subbie union which will result in the said Dom facing interrogation from the committee. This may also result in all of the Doms toys being confiscated but may be returned once the Dom has received further training to prevent Him committing these offences again

The subbie union's decision is final.

The next meeting will take place in one months time and any new rules will be added in due course.

Replies

25 Aug 11, 9:59 PM
Kinky_Vidushaka
UK(SW), 3 yrs

Ahem, what about the male subs? Not all subs are female.

I demand that the minutes be struck and rewritten to accomodate subs of both sexes in the minutes.

Also that Dommes be accomodated in the minutes.

There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line :-D

25 Aug 11, 10:02 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Ahem, what about the male subs? Not all subs are female.

I demand that the minutes be struck and rewritten to accomodate subs of both sexes in the minutes.

Also that Dommes be accomodated in the minutes.

It needs to be rewritten because for some reason they have gotten the term Dom and slave mixed up.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

25 Aug 11, 10:05 PM
miss_chief
UK(M), 7 yrs

Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Ahem, what about the male subs? Not all subs are female.

I demand that the minutes be struck and rewritten to accomodate subs of both sexes in the minutes.

Also that Dommes be accomodated in the minutes.

The chairwoman says that all of the rules are adaptable to accommodate both genders and should you wish for specific rules to be added please post ready for the next meeting as the meeting was only attended by 3 femsubs and a switch

:-)

''You have enemies? Good. That means you've stood up for something, sometime in your life''
Winston Churchill

25 Aug 11, 10:16 PM
scarlettsamm
UK(BL), 6 yrs

miss_chief wrote:
Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Ahem, what about the male subs? Not all subs are female.

I demand that the minutes be struck and rewritten to accomodate subs of both sexes in the minutes.

Also that Dommes be accomodated in the minutes.

The chairwoman says that all of the rules are adaptable to accommodate both genders and should you wish for specific rules to be added please post ready for the next meeting as the meeting was only attended by 3 femsubs and a switch

:-)

do you think its a coincidence or not ? that all 3 subs attending were ... 1. sub 2. female 3.gorgeous.... and 4.. BLONDE !

and Lady Stardust sang her songs, of.....
..............Darkness and Disgrace.

25 Aug 11, 10:25 PM
jenevieve
UK(CH), 4 yrs
Oi I aint blonde!!!x

No matter how you try you just can't fix stupid!
"There are two means of refuge from the miseries of life: music and cats." - Albert Schweitzer

25 Aug 11, 10:28 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


jenevieve wrote:
Oi I aint blonde!!!x

Are you sure? You weren't one of the 3 subs there, you were the switch.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

25 Aug 11, 10:29 PM
blonde
UK(LS), 8 yrs
jenevieve wrote:
Oi I aint blonde!!!x
I am though, albeit, not at the meeting and not subbie :-)
25 Aug 11, 10:30 PM
blonde
UK(LS), 8 yrs
Memories x x bring it on x x
25 Aug 11, 10:44 PM
scarlettsamm
UK(BL), 6 yrs

blonde wrote:
jenevieve wrote:

Oi I aint blonde!!!x

I am though, albeit, not at the meeting and not subbie :-)

EEeeek - sits down nicely on hands and smiles sweetly

THEY made me join - HONESTLY !

and Lady Stardust sang her songs, of.....
..............Darkness and Disgrace.

25 Aug 11, 10:59 PM
x_Lia_x
2 yrs
Kinky_Vidushaka wrote:
Ahem, what about the male subs? Not all subs are female.

I demand that the minutes be struck and rewritten to accomodate subs of both sexes in the minutes.

Also that Dommes be accomodated in the minutes.

Does that include rule 8 - a "man's week"?

No point flogging a dead horse!

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