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24 Aug 11, 8:10 PM
SubWhisperer
UK, 5 yrs

You see – this is the problem I have with you scotchmystery

On one hand we have this last post – intelligent – well written – pertinent

Now compare that to the OP – purile – attention seeking - “greasy”

I just wish youd be more consistent ….... (entirely for my own convienience of course – but hey – i'm like that)

Ever wondered who the devil comes to for ideas ?

24 Aug 11, 10:00 PM
CuteCorporal
UK, 24 mths

You know what would make this the best thread EVER? Finding out ClassAct is the sub...

Taste religion, lick a witch!
This is not just S & M food...

24 Aug 11, 10:19 PM
MasterRonnie
UK(WC), 2 yrs

http://www.informedconsent.co.uk/posts/311545/3/...

I did the maths. OP's posting habit was 1.34 posts per day plus undisclosed memos.

24 Aug 11, 10:34 PM
valleyrose17
UK(BS), 2 yrs

It fits though doesn't it? lol

CyberKitten87 wrote:
You know what would make this the best thread EVER? Finding out ClassAct is the sub...

"Once in his life, every man is entitiled to fall in love with a gorgeous redhead" - Lucille Ball

24 Aug 11, 11:02 PM
Mistress_Hippolyta
UK(PL), 19 mths

scotchmystery wrote:

AshUK wrote:

scotchmystery wrote:
What can I say, just gifted, anyway I have something that requires my attention.

Ah, Scotchy...

You know, I just can't work you out. Either you are a total troll or you're actually real.

If it's the first - then why bother ? Is your life really so empty and desperate that you can only gain fulfilment from coming on here and winding us all up ? Ok, so maybe we do take ourselves too seriously at times, but we're a harmless bunch. Could you not find another hobby ? Like playing marbles on the motorway, perhaps ?

If you're real - then I really despair. You seem to be going out of your way to cultivate the air of an arrogant prick. Constant references to your glittering legal career, the self-satisfied smuggery of your profile, the callousness with which you talk about dumping / not dumping your girlfriend.... you do know that you are coming across as a total jerk, don't you ?

I'm no saint, I know. And I can come across as an arrogant prick too. But even I wouldn't pursue a policy as wilfully twattish as yours.

Maybe I'm wrong. Maybe your deliberate contrariness is like nectar for bees, and all those memos you tell us you've received are real. I can't speak for the subs on here; there may be some who find you totally irresistible.

But I can't see it myself. I would have thought that the majority of women on here have too much taste, too much pride, to be associated with someone who talks about taking his sub to a 5 star hotel ( gosh, you're so rich ! ) and then dumping her afterwards.

So, scotchy, I'm calling you out. Either name these mysterious women who have been sending you memos, or admit for once and for all that you're a big hairy scottish troll, and that your ' girlfriend ' is nothing more than your own right hand, or an inflatable girl and a foot pump...

Ashley you do seem to be somewhat obsessed with me, it would appear I've become your hobby, you devote huge amounts of time to me and yet I offer nothing in return.

So to make amends, I will grant you a little more effort than usual.

Let's start with memo's (s) shall we, you don't have to look too far from this thread for women that have taken the effort to contact me, but that aside the vast majority of memo's come from 'lurkers'. I believe the reason for this is they see me as someone who doesn't give a damn, is not afraid to say what he thinks and can't be bothered being drawn into petty fights. These qualities are extremely attractive to women and whilst I'm on the subject the reason why these women lurk in the vast majority of cases is because they've seen you lot sharpening you're pitchforks and in effect trolling your own site, with very little help from me.

Although I would agree that women on here are intelligent, classy and attractive, they have one weakness and that's for guys like me, they'll deny it in posts and hate themselves for sending the memo's but they still do it. I represent a challenge and certainly more fun than the dom who can only do this during play sessions.

My online persona may seem machiavellian and I make no excuse for my behaviour this post will no doubt generate more memo's (this apostrophe alone might be all that's needed) and although they are always welcome that was not intention of this one.

Which brings me finally to my job, I work extremely hard, I've spent many years getting to where I am now and I'm proud of what I do. I've lived on digestive biscuits in the past and having to decide between buying books or a cane. I'm not rich, I'm extremely comfortable and that is my own doing.

The only reason I made reference to five star hotel is because there's a lot more latitude for weird behaviour. To quote my sister who is the general manager of five star hotel 'Once we've seen the colour of their credit card they can do pretty much whatever they want as long they spend money and don't annoy other guests, you'll never get this level of flexibility in three star hotel, they don't need the hassle.”

Look, I've been gracious enough reply to you, shouldn't you be sharpening you pitchfork getting ready for the next batch of lurkers that pluck up the courage to post.

Being an international legal jelly setter myself, I shall be away judging by the calendar in two weeks at dumping time. May I have first dibs on the dumped sub and would someone on here be able to maintain her inflated mood til I return from my important little places? Not impressed with a 5 star hotel, I can offer a Seven Star hotel in Totnes.

Edited 24 Aug 11, 11:16 PM by Mistress_Hippolyta

24 Aug 11, 11:05 PM
lush_london
UK(WC), 6 yrs

CyberKitten87 wrote:
You know what would make this the best thread EVER? Finding out ClassAct is the sub...

It's possible but my money is still on it being a blow up doll, which he hides under the bed when his mum goes into his bedroom.

24 Aug 11, 11:31 PM
SheilaBlyge
UK(S), 4 yrs

lush_london wrote:

CyberKitten87 wrote:
You know what would make this the best thread EVER? Finding out ClassAct is the sub...

It's possible but my money is still on it being a blow up doll, which he hides under the bed when his mum goes into his bedroom.

My money's on an escort. I've thought about it (from a serious point of view), and that's the only conclusion I can draw.

These threads are better than the telly though. I'm dying to know the ending! Maybe it's like Sixth Sense, and he's dead really. Or maybe we're all dead, and it's the zombie apocalypse and he's the only sane human left alive?!

... actually zombie apocalypse would explain the phenomena of all these women that are running to him with open arms... his colossal brain must be a great delicacy! (cue Sean of the Dead 'garden' scene http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X6PLiT4FJc8 . ^^

Edited 24 Aug 11, 11:32 PM by SheilaBlyge

24 Aug 11, 11:40 PM
Ama_Sidero
UK(GU), 7 yrs

CyberKitten87 wrote:
You know what would make this the best thread EVER? Finding out ClassAct is the sub...

OMG. That WOULD be perfect!

and for the record. I have NOT memo'd him. LOL Class Act, have you?

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24 Aug 11, 11:42 PM
Ama_Sidero
UK(GU), 7 yrs

SheilaBlyge wrote:
These threads are better than the telly though. I'm dying to know the ending! Maybe it's like Sixth Sense, and he's dead really. Or maybe we're all dead, and it's the zombie apocalypse and he's the only sane human left alive?!

PMSL.

25 Aug 11, 12:46 AM
AshUK
UK(EN), 7 yrs
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scotchmystery wrote:
Ashley you do seem to be somewhat obsessed with me, it would appear I've become your hobby, you devote huge amounts of time to me and yet I offer nothing in return.

So to make amends, I will grant you a little more effort than usual.

I devote huge amounts of time to you ? Hardly. A five minute post here and there does not make an obsession. I spent more time sorting out my shed the other day than I did thinking about you all month - the only similarity is that both you and my shed smell of rot and damp vinyl ( in the case of my shed, I think it's an old kiddies paddling pool, with you I suspect it's your inflatable girlfriend )

I suspect you're right though when you say that not giving a damn, saying what you think and not being drawn into petty fights are attractive qualities - but I hardly think you're the only Dom on here with those attributes. I'll plead guilty to being drawn into the odd online scuffle - but then I happen to think that if someone is behaving like a prick, it's only fair to point this out to them. And if that loses me marks with the women on here, then that's my problem. After all, I'm just saying what I think, and not giving a damn about the consequences. Oh wait, I thought they were attractive qualities ? Hmm.

But what about your other qualities ? What about deliberately writing provocative posts to stir things up ? What about asking for advice on how to deal with a sub who you seemed to have every intention of dumping ? Or writing a profile filled with such arrogant twattery that I needed to throw up three times before I reached the bottom of the page ? Do you think that behaviour will go down well with the subs on here ?

You like to position yourself as the cool kid in the playground; aloof, clever, independent, standing up to the playground bullies - or the pitchfork mob, as you call them. But you're not. You're the slightly greasy new kid on the block who is intent on stirring up trouble just so you can make a name for yourself and get some attention.

And as for all these memos that you boast about ? This sub sitting there with ice on her nipples ? Prove it. Prove to us that any of this actually happened and I'll gladly retract my comments and give you the respect as a Dom that you keep telling us you deserve.

" Under this playful, boyish exterior beats the heart of a ruthless, sadistic maniac "

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