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calamity wants to know (9)

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Qwoin
Posted by Qwoin* on Thu 18 Aug 11, 7:14 PM to Qwoin's blog.

Why do cows have bells in France.

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18 Aug 11, 7:15 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


They have them all over the place, not just France.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

18 Aug 11, 7:17 PM
lilybee*
UK(TN), 5 yrs

So when you do cow tipping on a new moon night you can hear that they've hit the ground?

Or so when you go out to upgrade from the sheep you can tell which end to use? (ok bit gross, not sure where that one came from!)

lily
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

18 Aug 11, 7:19 PM
AmberStClare
UK(BN), 5 yrs
I think this explains it :)

I'm the one your mother warned you about
You set the mood baby, for a big bad beautiful blues...

18 Aug 11, 7:19 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


Because France doesn't make decent Whiskey?

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

18 Aug 11, 7:38 PM
joseg1202
UK(PR), 15 mths
Cos their horns don't work.....I'll get me coat
18 Aug 11, 7:43 PM
NilSatisNisiOptimum
UK, 6 yrs
In case they get lost!!!!!!

Revenge is a wasted emotion

18 Aug 11, 7:52 PM
fellatrix
UK, 2 yrs
It's so you can hear them cumming.

Load of perves, the french.

18 Aug 11, 7:55 PM
Qwoin*
UK(S), 10 yrs
fellatrix wrote:
It's so you can hear them cumming.

Load of perves, the french.

Can you hear them going as well

BTW the girl in the next tent had s nice butt plug

Don't be afraid of dying, be afraid of not living.

18 Aug 11, 8:16 PM
fellatrix
UK, 2 yrs
Is that a nice butt or a nice plug?
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