| 17 Aug 11, 10:31 PM Peccavi 4 yrs |
The last time I set fire to my kitchen I still had the remains of a perfectly cooked breakfast in the middle of the water-logged char. It's what microwaves were made for. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 10:36 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs   |
That story is so scary, I've now changed my mind about switching. It's the little things Dude, the little things. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 10:39 PM Peccavi 4 yrs |
I have never produced such a fantastic looking fried egg before. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 10:43 PM SirOpenSource UK(E), 6 yrs    |
There should be a law that when certain types of people have access to a kitchen unsupervised there should be a fire blanket and fire extinguisher installed and they should ave to go on a training course to use them. SOS The Titter group - for when you don't feel too serious. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 10:45 PM Peccavi 4 yrs |
The fire blanket also remained intact on top of the fridge opposite the inferno. My scented candles had not faired so well, however, and had to be scraped from the top of the hob some hours later. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 11:32 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
I think on reflection, you're more dangerous than I am. In the kitchen and out of it. It's the little things Dude, the little things. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 11:38 PM SirOpenSource UK(E), 6 yrs |
I can imagine you after the fire that burns your house down: 'Good news everyone, the fireman says the fire blanket is intact'!! SOS
The Titter group - for when you don't feel too serious. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 11:51 PM fen_fatale UK(CB), 8 yrs |
Thank god I am not the only one!! I have so far managed to set fire to endless pieces of tin foil, pizzas and endless toast under the grill. The hob is my worst disaster area though, I have set fire to (with full smoke and flames) a piece of chicken, boiled peas and most recently a boiled egg. | |
| 17 Aug 11, 11:52 PM Puddin_Von_Puss UK(WA), 6 yrs |
How do you set fire to tin foil? Christ, you lot make me feel so much better about myself. It's the little things Dude, the little things. | |
| 18 Aug 11, 12:02 AM Kreeger UK, 4 yrs |
Aluminium is what they make rocket fuel out of. And APC armour.
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