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Ive just had this brilliant idea (84)

This post is on the Pro-Mistresses etc web board (moved from Other BDSM).

Wed 17 Aug 11, 7:08 PM
StrangeBoy
9 mths

People go to professional Dommes right? so how about a professional sub? All those bored Dommes with rusty nipple clamps and nobody to play with, I would be cheap too i don't eat much and provide my own nipples. £50 ..... no £30 oh O.k £1.50 and all the chocolate biscuits I can eat.

17 Aug 11, 7:12 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths

StrangeBoy wrote:
Ive just had this brilliant idea

Theres aready loads of professional Subs,,

Good to know you provide your own nipples, its such an arse haveing to send out for them when someone forgets

like your price's though,,

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

17 Aug 11, 7:17 PM
Goddess_Asphyxia
UK, 3 yrs

There are an awful lot of pro-subs........

'Taste the whip, in love, not given lightly......taste the whip, now plead for Me !'

17 Aug 11, 7:30 PM
Beau_Tox
UK(CB), 7 yrs

Goddess_Asphyxia wrote:
There are an awful lot of pro-subs........

Yes but do they bring their own nipples? Yeah, you see - he's got an edge already. And his rates are competitive.

Besides, as acts of shameless self-promotion go (and I know a lack of shame when I see it), this was at least funny. I like this one - he's got mirth-potential. Can we keep him please?

The above poster is a stroppy fucker. What's your excuse?

17 Aug 11, 7:31 PM
icy_one
11 mths

chocolate biscuits?

what sort?

The chains that bind my mind are stronger than the chains that bind my body

17 Aug 11, 7:33 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs

Beau_Tox wrote:
And his rates are competitive.

But has he? It all depends how many chocolate biscuits he can eat.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

17 Aug 11, 7:34 PM
Goddess_Asphyxia
UK, 3 yrs

Beau_Tox wrote:

Goddess_Asphyxia wrote:
There are an awful lot of pro-subs........

Yes but do they bring their own nipples? Yeah, you see - he's got an edge already. And his rates are competitive.

Besides, as acts of shameless self-promotion go (and I know a lack of shame when I see it), this was at least funny. I like this one - he's got mirth-potential. Can we keep him please?

Well, yes....i suppose we could .....nipples and all

'Taste the whip, in love, not given lightly......taste the whip, now plead for Me !'

17 Aug 11, 7:37 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths

MisterBear wrote:

Beau_Tox wrote:
And his rates are competitive.

But has he? It all depends how many chocolate biscuits he can eat.

oh good point,,, i think yer hav to demand he feeds up on pie n mash before getting to the door an all

Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish

17 Aug 11, 7:37 PM
TheSilverFox

UK(GU), 2 yrs

Beau_Tox wrote:

Goddess_Asphyxia wrote:
There are an awful lot of pro-subs........

Yes but do they bring their own nipples? Yeah, you see - he's got an edge already. And his rates are competitive.

Besides, as acts of shameless self-promotion go (and I know a lack of shame when I see it), this was at least funny. I like this one - he's got mirth-potential. Can we keep him please?

Are we allowed to put him on probation? you know 3months.. continuous assessment... training.. Sent to go and get all the coffees etc..

Let's all play nicely people.. Just remember.. This is meant to be fun!
"The art of being a gentleman is knowing when not to be..."

17 Aug 11, 7:38 PM
SirOpenSource
UK(E), 6 yrs

Goddess_Asphyxia wrote:

Beau_Tox wrote:

Goddess_Asphyxia wrote:
There are an awful lot of pro-subs........

Yes but do they bring their own nipples? Yeah, you see - he's got an edge already. And his rates are competitive.

Besides, as acts of shameless self-promotion go (and I know a lack of shame when I see it), this was at least funny. I like this one - he's got mirth-potential. Can we keep him please?

Well, yes....i suppose we could .....nipples and all

Best get some spare nipples, his balls have already bled he could be quite fragile.

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17 Aug 11, 7:39 PM
Mistress_Watchful
UK(SO), 2 yrs
£

MisterBear wrote:

Beau_Tox wrote:
And his rates are competitive.

But has he? It all depends how many chocolate biscuits he can eat.

And what happens if he'll only take payment in M&S or Waitrose biscuits, as opposed to Asda Smart Price...?

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