7 Aug 11, 3:17 PM
Goddess_Asphyxia
UK, 3 yrs
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indeed......a true ring of confidence.....  'Taste the whip, in love, not given lightly......taste the whip, now plead for Me !'
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7 Aug 11, 3:25 PM
Pedman
UK(WR), 6 yrs
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Jeeeezus, that was Colgate not Pearl Drops!
Anyway, you don't need toothpaste to get a shiny ring. |
7 Aug 11, 4:05 PM
MisstressvsSolicedog
UK(NN), 17 mths
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Pedman wrote:
Marky_Smith wrote:
Don't let all these nasty bullies be mean to you. As a follow cyclist I too am familiar with the pleasures both accidental and deliberate of 'hot stuff' embrocation. Would suggest that you do not confuse the deep heat with a nice cooling chamois cream before the start of a long ride. You may be kinky but......
You are also right about the thighs - does wonders
M
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Thank you for your support Marky, there's some nasty nasty horrible pervs out there taking the piss out of my poor nuts.
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aw i,m sure were just not doing so,, in fact if you ask nicely i,m sure many here would happly help rub,,, er ! soothing ointments on yer bit's Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish
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7 Aug 11, 4:11 PM
DeCoverley
UK(GL), 4 yrs |
If you liked it that much, try taking 5 or 6 grams of niacin (Vitamin B2) – you'll get the same sensation over your entire skin area.
Or maybe it's only fun if it's your balls… I wouldn't know.
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7 Aug 11, 4:48 PM
Goddess_Asphyxia
UK, 3 yrs
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Pedman wrote:
Jeeeezus, that was Colgate not Pearl Drops!
Anyway, you don't need toothpaste to get a shiny ring.
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......brasso ?..... 'Taste the whip, in love, not given lightly......taste the whip, now plead for Me !'
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24 Aug 11, 1:11 PM
Pedman
UK(WR), 6 yrs
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Goddess_Asphyxia wrote:
Pedman wrote:
Jeeeezus, that was Colgate not Pearl Drops!
Anyway, you don't need toothpaste to get a shiny ring.
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......brasso ?.....
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A bit rough n smelly. |
24 Aug 11, 1:41 PM
MizViolet
UK(G), 6 yrs
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Pedman wrote:
Bastard that hurt!!
In keeping with the title of this thread, last night I had a little accident.
I've been cycling far too much of late in a bid to regain my youthful muscular thighs. It seems to be working, a good degree of solidity is returning to my formerly mushy thighs and definition is well on its way back.
However, there is a price to pay for the aforementioned muscular hardness. Strenuous exercise has caused strained thighs, and so with a liberal application of Deep Heat to ease the pain I lathered it on, effin awful smell but does the trick.
Go on then ask me, what's the point of this rambling?
Well during application I was commando, and yes you guessed it, I got Deep Heat all over me nuts!!
Burnt like bugger, but strangely I enjoyed it. Went straight to Boots and bought a bigger tube!
So, what's happened by accident that caused you to enjoy some form of pain or suffering??
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All I am going to say is Chilli....ouch lol
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24 Aug 11, 4:43 PM
simply_sub_lime
UK(SP), 2 yrs
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and, hopefully in keeping with this thread ........
thought I would take a quick short cut to removing the regrowth down below, whilst veeting my legs ......
THAT was a verrrrrrrry big mistake! Burnt like hell for days, and having a pee was murderous!
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