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on Mon 1 Aug 11, 9:39 PM to Adverse_Camber's blog.
Oh, you were brave that day, my Special One. Your amusement and glee were openly evident as you played The Wurzels loudly and on repeat in honour of my mercurial switch in choice of alcohol...but you were safe then, weren't you? The Non-consensual Chastity Domme was imbibing with me...and you were safe.
But now, my lovely, my sweet armadillo...I am counting the days...and you should be too. Crossing them off on your calendar, like the condemned man that you are. It is Monday now, non? 5 sleeps until Saturday...and then exactly a week until we are alone again.
Alone, together. Alone. Together. Ponder the significance of those two short words, my lil angel delight. For you are going to pay... for your inappropriate humour; for your taste in music...for your forgetfulness.
I think you will remember, rather quickly, how much you hate that wooden spoon...and I haven't really tested out that wonderful dark-wood spatula yet, have I? I wonder how loudly you will yelp when I over-power and restrain you so that I can...connect...with your naked body wherever the hell I please? I wonder how many cane strokes it will take before the ceiling is beautifully decorated with your blood spots...your poor damaged flesh has had a lot of time to recover, after all.
I wonder how long I should restrict your cock? And how tight? How many orgasms will it cost you before you are allowed one of your own...if at all? Corner time...I've never done that to you...perhaps I should.
In other news, Farmer Giles, your tomatoes have grown amazingly big...I have fed and watered them in your absence. And the best news is...you won't need to sit down in order to admire them! 
| 1 Aug 11, 11:27 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Oh and...babe? When you read this, I expect a public response. Or else... "I put my brave face on...so they won't know that I'm dead." | |
| 1 Aug 11, 11:42 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Me again. Can't remember my password is not a valid excuse. 23:40 and counting... (Or should I time from when you stealth read the blog and sent a text as evidence? 22:48.) "I put my brave face on...so they won't know that I'm dead." | |
| 1 Aug 11, 11:51 PM Notferatu UK(BS), 5 yrs |
Oh shit,just discovered there is a time penalty as well .....mind has gone blank....dammit....better to say summut than nowt....umm...great news about tomatoes....wonder how much white paint i got left.....love you xxxxxxxx One's own soul,and the passions of one's friends....those are the fascinating things of life. | |
| 1 Aug 11, 11:53 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Sooo let's see... I can't do maths...proudly famous for it...so subtract the time of your post from the time of your text...and we will have the ANSWER.
Oh and? Get there quicker than I can open my comp calculator...sweetpea. "I put my brave face on...so they won't know that I'm dead." Edited 1 Aug 11, 11:55 PM by Adverse_Camber | |
| 1 Aug 11, 11:57 PM Notferatu UK(BS), 5 yrs |
68 mins x One's own soul,and the passions of one's friends....those are the fascinating things of life. | |
| 1 Aug 11, 11:58 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Oops toooo late. 1097.
So, 60 minutes in an hour= 60+60=120...ah fuck it, I can't work that out. I know it's lots tho... "I put my brave face on...so they won't know that I'm dead." | |
| 2 Aug 11, 12:00 AM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Are you sure? See, cos I'm all like scary Domme like, I may have to increase the penalty if you're wrong...and triple it if you're right and have made me look stooopid...
"I put my brave face on...so they won't know that I'm dead." | |
| 2 Aug 11, 12:01 AM Notferatu UK(BS), 5 yrs |
Don't forget the time delay with ic....straw catching i know but....xxxxx One's own soul,and the passions of one's friends....those are the fascinating things of life. | |
| 2 Aug 11, 12:05 AM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Your text does not have time delay, straw man. It's ok, I have consulted an uber Dom to do the maths...wouldn't want to be unfair now... "I put my brave face on...so they won't know that I'm dead." | |
| 2 Aug 11, 12:14 AM Skyhook 7 yrs |
63 minutes. "Me? I'm all about the hugs. |
