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| Warlock_king |
on Sun 31 Jul 11, 8:45 AM to Warlock_king's blog.
Apparently its not the done thing to 'parp'
Edited Sun 31 Jul 11, 8:46 AM by Warlock_king
| 31 Jul 11, 10:14 AM MrAndMrsSinful UK(N), 23 mths |
The very phrase "parp" brings mirth to the topic... They do arrive in three basic formats; Loud and bereft of odour... Quiet and with an odour... Loud accompanied with odour... Having been responsible for the first on the list in a menage a trois... I can honestly say, not a mention of it was made at the time... But Mrs Sinful did afterwards say "I can't believe you farted... " Fixed me with her addictive gaze, chuckled, gave me soft slap on my leg and smiled... It is a humourous event, which I believe if should occur, be welcomed as light relief, reminding us all that we are simply sophisticated animals with nicer shoes, better food, a penchant for self obsession and self deprication and the ability to laugh at oneself... The humble "parp" I am afraid to say is here to stay... Welcome it with open arms (and legs) and enjoy its Trickster like Loki logic...
Edited 31 Jul 11, 10:15 AM by MrAndMrsSinful | |
| 31 Jul 11, 10:17 AM Lj_switch UK, 3 yrs  |
but occasionally unavoidable *lol* the sausage, chorizo and bean casserole was very tasty... beanz meanz fartz
laughter is indeed the best antidote when a spanking is interrupted by an emission
be a switch, double your fun | |
| 31 Jul 11, 10:35 AM icy_one 11 mths |
Charcoal tablets!! The chains that bind my mind are stronger than the chains that bind my body | |
| 31 Jul 11, 10:55 AM SirOpenSource UK(E), 6 yrs     |
A real Bronx Cheer delivered with gusto can certainly bring much mirth to proceedings. SOS The Titter group - for when you don't feel too serious. | |
| 31 Jul 11, 11:02 AM cheekyandtrouble UK(SL), 2 yrs     |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qZfUSa63-Q "There are no gains without pains" ~Benjamin Franklin | |
| 31 Jul 11, 11:11 AM Beau_Tox UK(CB), 7 yrs  |
Indeed. One should merely "fluff". "The drive for delicious, satisfying food and sex basically comes from the same place." - @electronic_doll | |
| 31 Jul 11, 11:41 AM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
one can of course give a complimentry blap,, Idealy when one's Master/Mistress re-enters the room better than shitting yer self entirly Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish | |
| 31 Jul 11, 12:14 PM kinkymermaid UK(UB), 3 yrs |
I love a good fart me, only in private though! Remembers one memorable occassion, i was a new sub, dom was spanking me, and he suddenly said "your bottom is talking to me." MAJOR embarrassment!!! But on the whole, wherever ye be, let your wind fly free. | |
| 31 Jul 11, 12:15 PM SirOpenSource UK(E), 6 yrs |
Defecating in ones undergarments definitely lets the side down old chap. SOS The Titter group - for when you don't feel too serious. | |
| 31 Jul 11, 1:23 PM ToakReon  UK(RH), 12 yrs |
Yes ... avoid it in particular during hot wax play with lit candles. Methane is inflamable. *UPDATE* Model(s) for "how to" bondage photographs (and other bondage photographs) have now been found. Thank you to all who showed interest. |
