Posted by melody_A
on Sun 6 Feb 05, 8:48 PM to melody_A's blog.
... come out wherever you are.
I spent the afternoon happily doing my assignment, quietly working away in my study. Suddenly Master popped his head around the door to ask me to guess who he's had an email from.
After a few wrong guesses he declares he's had an email from 'Fifi Cucumber' - then off he flounces. Masterful type flounces you understand.
What I want to know is, who is bloody Fifi Cucumber?
Should I be jealous?
Is it some new BDSMy type kink nobody has told me about?
Or has Master A finally gone off his rocker?
So come on Fifi, show yourself woman(?) and stop writing to my Master!
.... there that told her!
melody
| 6 Feb 05, 9:37 PM kikkiMM UK, 9 yrs |
Oooh la la..Fifi za cucumber eh? Ziz norty personne must be found at all costs! Impersonating a vegetable eese a dispicable perversion ... eet eese sickening eh? Inspector Percy la plum eese on za case!!! kikki{MM} "I finally got it all together...then I forgot where I put it!" | |
| 6 Feb 05, 9:45 PM anomie UK, 12 yrs |
Perhaps he is getting e mails from real cucumbers? If so my advice is to humour him ... though to my mind fifi cucumber sounds like some genetic scientists have gone mad and crossed a French poodle with a member of the cucurbit family - tragically it is not the first such experiment - they crossed a border collie with a watermelon, a greyhound with a gourd and perhaps their most famous experiment a politician with a pumpkin (alas having signed the official secrets act I cannot reveal the name of the politician concerned but he does have a good left hook). Tis all true (except that last bit). | |
| 6 Feb 05, 10:10 PM tryst UK, 8 yrs |
thought you had started naming all your sex toys then.... |
