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| CookieMonster |
There seems to be quite a lot doing the rounds. If you find these offensive then dont click on the blog.
The best one ive heard so far was...
What was Amy Winehouses greatest hit?
A mix of Cocaine, exstacy, Ketamin and Vodka.
| 25 Jul 11, 10:00 PM Incandescence UK, 3 yrs |
winehouse Cobain Joplin Hendrix Morrison All died aged 27 Does anyone know how old those Jedward pricks are?
I think, therefore I fuck up!! | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 10:02 PM CookieMonster UK, 6 yrs |
Likes.
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| 25 Jul 11, 10:03 PM NilSatisNisiOptimum UK, 6 yrs  |
Oh please they are all hero's she hadnt even got close to that level Revenge is a wasted emotion | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 10:08 PM Incandescence UK, 3 yrs |
Did someone rip the 'J' pages out of your dictionary as a kid? I think, therefore I fuck up!! | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 10:12 PM SaintIntensity UK(M), 10 yrs |
What's the difference between Amy Winehouse and a learner's moped? The moped can reach 30.... | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 10:26 PM Meek1Looking UK(SE), 2 yrs |
What do Amy Winehouse and Imogen Thomas have in common? Neither will be doing giggs anymore, ( despite being a fan of Amy,it made me chuckle ) In me, the Tiger sniffs the roses. | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 10:35 PM Godwin UK, 8 yrs |
Elton John will be at the funeral, he's singing "Candle under the spoon"
God's gift - but don't expect it instantly. | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 10:51 PM UnlawfulOrder UK(CR), 4 yrs  |
Dear Valerie, We no longer consider it would be appropriate for you to come over to our house. Mr and Mrs Winehouse | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 11:33 PM Incandescence UK, 3 yrs |
Amy Winehouse bumps into Princess Di at the pearly gates. Amy asks her "Why is your halo black?" Diana replies, "You must still be off your face darling, it's a fucking steering wheel!"
I think, therefore I fuck up!! | ||
| 25 Jul 11, 11:34 PM Janie_0 UK(G), 8 yrs |
PMSL that just made laugh out loud!
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