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Worst films ever (34)

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7 Jul 11, 9:52 PM
Thought_Policeman
UK(SO), 2 yrs
Skyline is monstrously bad and Battle: Los Angeles is catastrophic.

'I'm gonna go hit the juice bar. You probably wouldn't like it. It's not about living out childhood abuse through degrading sexual encounters. It's more about juice.'
- Stan Smith, American Dad!

7 Jul 11, 9:55 PM
pilsburyDB
19 mths
Mutant chronicles or lenigrad cowboys go to america

How did rubber ducky get stuck up there?

7 Jul 11, 10:01 PM
golfmebackwards
UK(SO), 6 yrs

Inkheart. me and Mistress took my children to see it and we both fell asleep for most of it:-) Kids loved it though!

I'm so glad that this has taken me so long,
Coz its the journey thats made me so strong.

Edited 7 Jul 11, 10:02 PM by golfmebackwards

7 Jul 11, 10:04 PM
CookieMonster
UK, 6 yrs
Skyline and the Harry Potter movies are bad imo.

The most exciting moment in Skyline for me was "Oh look, that guy from scrubs is in it!".

Waterworld was hilarious for all the wrong reasons and quite good.

Though Titanic was crap and dances with Wolves Tedious shit.

7 Jul 11, 10:21 PM
Mr_Brightside
UK(NN), 4 yrs

Mulholland Drive.

Seriously, I got to the end with thoughts ranging from 'what the fuck' to 'seriously, what the fuck'.

Just terrible, and yet there's many an arty farty type that reckon it's some kind of wonderful masterpiece, I call bullshit on that.

As for Machete, I loved it, Waterworld wasn't too bad either.

I'm from a little place called Great Britain but I dunno if I love or hate Britain - dan le sac vs Scroobius Pip

7 Jul 11, 10:23 PM
MisterBear
UK(WA), 8 yrs


Justbob wrote:
Mutant chronicles or lenigrad cowboys go to america

Oooh, I forgot about Mutant Chronicles. The blub on the case sounded like it had great potential, and I'm sure some of the actors thought it had great potential. However no one seems to have found any bloody trace of it and it turned into a meaningless bag of crap.

And no one has mentions the Star Wars prequels, but I'm guessing they go without saying. George Lucas had 16 years to work on the script and develop various fancy filming techniques and study all the new technology that has come out in the mean times and work out how best to use it, but no, he spends 16 years on his arse forgetting how to make films and then bodges something together at the last minute.

Outlaw is pretty shit, a good idea, some good actors, the budget of an episode of hollyoaks, some crap acting, bad camera angles, poor story, and just pants.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

7 Jul 11, 10:24 PM
fen_fatale
UK(CB), 8 yrs
The Fisher King and zulu! the only two films in my past that I have walked out of the cinema during.
7 Jul 11, 10:24 PM
Dark_Cherry
UK(B), 2 yrs


The Cavern. Biggest pile of wank I ever did see. Oh and I forgot Meet the Parents. The only film I have ever turned off halfway through. Just a crock of crap.

Burlesque with Cher and Christina though? Fucking LOVED it :-D

Fuck labels. Labels suck. I am a filthy, slutty, sadistic princess :)
Primula FTW

Edited 7 Jul 11, 10:26 PM by Dark_Cherry

7 Jul 11, 10:26 PM
fen_fatale
UK(CB), 8 yrs
Litany wrote:
after yesterday....transformers 3 , shiat lebouef has had the jammiest movie career of all time

all time worst film , showgirls , the only movie I have ever walked out of , and I only went to see the girls dancing.

Just thought... we went to see Xfiles movie for your birthday... that was diabolical too!

7 Jul 11, 10:27 PM
Mr_Brightside
UK(NN), 4 yrs

MisterBear wrote:

Outlaw is pretty shit, a good idea, some good actors, the budget of an episode of hollyoaks, some crap acting, bad camera angles, poor story, and just pants.

I think you've just described every Danny Dyer film since The Business...

I'm from a little place called Great Britain but I dunno if I love or hate Britain - dan le sac vs Scroobius Pip

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