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| penwiggle |
OK, maybe not ever (not sure if they rank up there with Killer Tomatoes), but these are my recently viewed worst films.
A few months ago, I watched Machete because it had the very beautiful Michelle Rodriguez AND Jessica Alba in it. Now, Michelle was doing this film AFTER Avatar, and Jessica is pretty famous, so I figured it must be pretty decent. So I was pretty gob smacked at how utterly rubbish it was!
Then, I recently bought The Assassination of Jesse James with Brad Pitt and Casey Affleck. OK, decent acting, good story - long or what! And something I'm ONLY ever going to watch once. EVER!
Now, tonight's movie, and the reason for this blog. Please, whatever you do, do not confuse Battle OF Los Angeles with Battle: Los Angeles. One, is crap beyond crap, nearly as bad as Machete, the other, by all accounts, is pretty good and has Michelle Rodriguez in it.
The Battle of Los Angeles is so appallingly bad, it is almost funny. Almost. But was actually just a waste of £3 and 2 hours.
Pen
| 7 Jul 11, 8:58 PM Xafar UK(S), 12 yrs £     |
avatar... bobbins... utter... fucking... bobbins... Mac
"Me Man Whore... You Jane..." | |
| 7 Jul 11, 8:59 PM Miss_Hardy UK(E), 5 yrs  |
Waterworld "You're so cute when you're frustrated, dear Yeah, you're so cute when you're sedated, oh dear" - Interpol - PDA | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:04 PM MzClio UK(CF), 3 yrs      |
lord of the rings(all 3 ,so far) all the harry potter films.... Defiled is my name full sore Through cruel spite and false report That I may say for evermore Fairwell to joy, adieu comfort For wrongfully ye judge of me Unto my fame a mortal wound Say what ye list, it may not be Ye seek for that shall not be found.. Anne Boleyn ......circa 1503-1536 | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:16 PM MisterBear UK(WA), 8 yrs |
Far better than The Postman. First Knight is pretty dire. Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life? | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:25 PM purgamentum UK, 3 yrs |
Skyline & AvP2 (funny they're both from the Brothers Strause) "I have great faith in fools -- self confidence my friends call it." Edgar Allan Poe | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:26 PM andrewsean UK(CO), 5 yrs |
I bought a vampire motorcycle starring Neil Morrissey I went on a ballooning holiday once.....Put on 3 stone in a week Edited 7 Jul 11, 9:28 PM by andrewsean | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:27 PM Indie_Prince UK(NN), 5 yrs |
Machete is meant to look like a bad B movie. Like Death Proof and Planet Terror (All Tarantino) Hmmmmm worst film ever for me... I can't even think. I probably own it though... | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:29 PM Betony UK, 7 yrs |
Guy Ritchie's remake of 'Swept Away' starring Madonna. 'I'm somewhat contemptuously convinced that sentimentality is the refuge of those without genuine emotions' Nigella Lawson | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:39 PM Skyhook 7 yrs |
From Hell. "Me? I'm all about the hugs. | |
| 7 Jul 11, 9:48 PM Litany UK(E), 11 yrs |
after yesterday....transformers 3 , shiat lebouef has had the jammiest movie career of all time all time worst film , showgirls , the only movie I have ever walked out of , and I only went to see the girls dancing.
"Litany, a poncy show-off with wit, a camera, and his own teeth *swoon*"
Fen "You have some strange taste in music"
Me "If I didn't, I wouldn't be half as interesting" |
