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| ladybabe2 |
on Sat 2 Jul 11, 9:48 AM to ladybabe2's blog.
BILL GATES' Answer: I have just released chicken 2011, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook -- and Internet Explorer is an inextricable part of chicken.
DR. SEUSS' Answer: Did the chicken cross the road? Did he cross it with a toad? Yes, the chicken crossed the road, But why it crossed, I've not been told!
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR's Answer: I envision a world where all chickens will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
GRANDAD's Answer: In my day, we didn't ask why the chicken crossed the road. Someone told us that the chicken crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.
OPRAH' Answer: Isn't that interesting? In a few moments we will be listening to the chicken tell, for the first time, the heartwarming story of how it experienced a serious case of molting and went on to accomplish its life-long dream of crossing the road.
RICKY GERVAIS's Answer: Why does anyone cross a road? I mean, why doesn't anyone ever think to ask, "What the heck was this chicken doing walking around all over the place anyway?"
VOLTAIRE's Answer: I may not agree with what the chicken did, but I will defend to the death its right to do it.
CAPTAIN KIRK's Answer: To boldly go where no chicken has gone before.
BIBLE's Answer: And God came down from the heavens, and He said unto the chicken, "Thou shalt cross the road." And the chicken crossed the road, and there was much rejoicing.
ALBERT EINSTEIN's Answer: Did the chicken really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chicken?
SIGMUND FREUD's Answer: The fact that you are at all concerned that the chicken crossed the road reveals your underlying insecurity.
Spock's Answer It seemed like the logical thing to do at the time.
| 2 Jul 11, 11:22 AM Wickedauntee UK(SW), 18 mths |
Good morning and thanks for the smile, nice and wide. You asked how I knew our love was true I of course replied, spanking will make you cry ooooooooh. | |
| 2 Jul 11, 2:44 PM Shypeachybottom UK, 20 mths |
Given the reliability of his software, I am not sure I want to rely on chicken 2011 for those things!! There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me | |
| 2 Jul 11, 3:38 PM MissAnnThropist UK(SE), 3 yrs    |
Very good. Made me chuckle  I want to hold you close / Skin pressed against me tight |
