Posted by LightningJack
on Tue 28 Jun 11, 10:09 AM to LightningJack's blog.
This is one for the ladies.
http://www.toilette-humor.com/funny_adult_humor/...
The perfect man. Would you agree ?
| 28 Jun 11, 10:13 AM Wickedauntee UK(SW), 18 mths   |
Perfect for who a numb nuts?, and so totally a fairy tale, unless of course his cock was in chastity for at least six months and not many can do that. You asked how I knew our love was true I of course replied, spanking will make you cry ooooooooh. | |
| 28 Jun 11, 10:18 AM Betony UK, 7 yrs |
Yuck! 'I'm somewhat contemptuously convinced that sentimentality is the refuge of those without genuine emotions' Nigella Lawson | |
| 28 Jun 11, 10:22 AM MissKimberley NL, 8 yrs    |
Hmmm I'd say my fella is pretty close to perfection then. 6/6! Except for going shopping, but then I don't *want* him to come shopping with me! “During times of universal deceit, telling the truth becomes a revolutionary act” - George Orwell | |
| 28 Jun 11, 10:30 AM LightningJack UK(SW), 7 yrs |
Surely its up to the woman to enforce the chastity isnt it. Dont say I never speak to you, only 5 minutes ago I told you to shut up. ! | |
| 28 Jun 11, 4:41 PM celeste13 UK(SN), 6 yrs |
I am liking his offer to clean the house. Very nice. He would be very much improved if he also offered to shag me senseless...........
......but only after he finished doing the dishes *wanders off to find her submissive side* c xx
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| 28 Jun 11, 5:51 PM fen_fatale UK(CB), 8 yrs |
Ugh, would quite like a man who offered to help clean the house, better still... one who just did it without either commenting or asking! Everything else is toooooo creepy. | |
| 29 Jun 11, 12:02 AM Monkey_Wench UK(B), 20 mths    |
Yup, especially choosing shopping over sports. What is he thinking?? . |
