So who is this mysterious Mistress Zaida ? (28)

the sun orbits uranus

and Yes @Beau_Tox your Zaida , I claim my five pounds and so is your wife

"Litany, a poncy show-off with wit, a camera, and his own teeth *swoon*" Fen "You have some strange taste in music" Me "If I didn't, I wouldn't be half as interesting"
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Edited 23 Jun 11, 6:23 AM by Litany

Evil Edna was from Willow the Wisp. Fenella was the Witch from Chorlton and the Wheelies. It seems this Hypnotoad wannabe has screwed with yer brain.

Can you tell I'm bored and have nothing better to do with my life?
Well nothing more important to do.
Well nothing I can be bothered doing to do.
And you get to suffer my writings because of it.

My education is sadly lacking. I have never heard of Evil Edna and am only dimly aware of Willow the Wisp.

Google here I come!

Meanwhile: http://mistresszaida.com/samplestore/Come%20To%2...

I am the Super Slut, Slut of Sluts. Look on my works, ye merely "a little bit naughty" and despair!

Edited 23 Jun 11, 8:57 AM by Super_Slut_321

Bugger!

It's the little things Dude, the little things.

I couldn't help myself. I was looking at this:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/mistresszaida/55550...

And listening to this:

http://mistresszaida.com/samplestore/Repeat%20Af...

I am the Super Slut, Slut of Sluts. Look on my works, ye merely "a little bit naughty" and despair!

Oh. That's not what I look like. She wears blue contact lenses for a start.

But my voice does sound *exactly* like that though.

Please note: The post above is a textual metaphor representing me waggling my cock in your drink. Please do enjoy the rest of your chosen beverage. Although always remember to drink responsibly.

off topic ill informed incorrect and a complete rupert to boot

Yeah but no but yeah but no but ...

Oh, who cares? I just love that emoticon!

This one: @Bohnanza wrong?

I am the Super Slut, Slut of Sluts. Look on my works, ye merely "a little bit naughty" and despair!