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| Beau_Tox |
on Sun 19 Jun 11, 11:08 PM to Beau_Tox's blog.
I wrote a letter to a domme yesterday and stuffed it up my arse. Why, oh why, has nobody fished it out for me and replied to it? When did the world become so rude? You're all bunch of utter cock-pockets. I hate you all.
In fact, Simon the clawhammer has been telling me that it might be time to "clean up the streets" again, if the bitches keep ignoring us both. Please don't ignore us, he won't like it you know, and I don't want to have to do those things again. No Simon. No! SHUT UP!
So, where is my reply? Why can't you be bothered to do more? Why are you deliberately provoking Simon like this?
| 19 Jun 11, 11:32 PM skadii UK(W), 5 yrs |
I would reply to this but then you'd have a reply and the whole topic would explode in a puff of logic. | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:35 PM MisstressvsSolicedog UK(NN), 17 mths |
Hmm did you extract it from your behind before posting or are you awaiting at the door legs akimbo with your kacs round yer ankles bent over,, questions you leave us with questions kind regards to simon,, aunty misses him so !! Please excuse crap spelling cause i,m rubbish | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:36 PM calmhands UK, 2 yrs |
Well I'm not replying as women never reply, I think that's the law. Also he dosen't even exsist and probably dosen't even own a dressing gown or romper suit, let alone a pink one. | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:38 PM NancyBlackett UK(W), 2 yrs |
Does Simon the Clawhammer look anything like this by any chance? | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:39 PM Elysium UK(EH), 5 yrs |
It's obvious to me that Simon is stealing all your women's and lying to you about it. His ultimate aim is to have you put in prison so he can make non-consensual gay rape porn and make money on it. It's a cunning plan. I only hope you have the stones to stand up to Simon before you're forcibly buggered for the entertainment of millions. Let's televise and broadcast the raping of kings. | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:46 PM Beau_Tox UK(CB), 7 yrs  |
Simon is NOT a penguin, thank you very much. And I don't wear a gingham dress and pigtails. Not often, anyway. . | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:47 PM Elysium UK(EH), 5 yrs |
I think he just called you a smeghead. Let's televise and broadcast the raping of kings. | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:48 PM skadii UK(W), 5 yrs |
I've worked out the problem. You've put Simon up your arse and your letter to the Domme in your car glove box again. *tut* | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:51 PM Ianneil UK(N), 5 yrs |
I have nothing constructive to say in this thread but am bored and felt like writing something before I open my next beer. | ||
| 19 Jun 11, 11:57 PM Beau_Tox UK(CB), 7 yrs |
Simon opens my beers for me. . |
