I like my women like i like my coffee. (15)

When they aren't Upright, they're Grand.

"Me? I'm all about the hugs.
And cruelty. Hugs and cruelty basically."

before it gets out of hand...

"Me and Kevin, we're just not the same"
Women are from Reigate, men are from Reigate. Not all of them of course, that would be silly, some are from Pimlico, or Cleethorpes, or that little village in Derbyshire who's name eludes me, or Bridlington, or Weston Super Mare, or Clac....

All I ask is a tall ship and a star to steer her by.

There's a somebody I'm longing to see, I hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me
I'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, I know I could always be good, to one who'll watch over me (Ella Fitzgerald)

The nice lady with the whip.
Power and violence are opposites; where the one rules absolutely, the other is absent - Hannah Arendt.
We call it play but it isn't a game.

...strong and black

be a switch, double your fun

International man of mystery
Men are from Mars, women are from Hell

Caracal wrote: And if my coffee was a man it would be strong, creamy, sweet and rather spicy, maybe with the addition of some nut-based liqueur like hazelnut or walnut to make it even more interesting. Caffeine affects me greatly so a little would go a long way - but it has been known to keep me awake all night .

You want your bloke to have more than the usual amount of nuts?

I'm about as submissive as dracula on speed....

Joe Pasquale goes into a bar...