 |
| Qwoin |
on Mon 6 Jun 11, 3:12 PM to Qwoin's blog.
Hopefully the good people of IC will be able to help me out with a couple of problems.
Firstly I need to work out how to convince calamity that it is not wrong to have an Eddy Stobart fetish. One of her friends has sent her a picture she took but calamity is telling me that she is trying to avoid eye contact with me when she sees an Eddy Stobart lorry so that I wont know she has seen it. She is in total denial and just wont admit to her fettish. Hopefully someone will be able to advise how I can convince her she should come out and openly admit her fetish. 
My second problem is why the fuck do they make the floor so far away now? to be able to reach it easily at one time but these days I am sure that some bastard is moving it even further away.
Any suggestions?????
| 6 Jun 11, 3:15 PM totallycoverme UK(M), 4 yrs |
Acceptance of a fetish is the way forward. Hows about getting her to crack one off looking at a picture of and Eddy Stobart lorry.
Celebrate and embrace your fetish. That's what I say It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice | |
| 6 Jun 11, 3:16 PM Inara_Serra UK, 9 yrs  |
Stop drinking? lol ...
It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant. | |
| 6 Jun 11, 3:26 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
i has absolutely noooooooooooo fetish whatsoever tiz just a rumour coz i likes to see the names on the front of the lorrys , however it dosnt help when certain friends take piccies of trucks and send em me eh gcg?
The floor aint further away your Horribleness Sir honest it aint , well if it is its all that hailstones fault, her keeps breaking stuff and i is hinnocent
Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. Edited 6 Jun 11, 3:27 PM by Qwoins_calamity | |
| 6 Jun 11, 3:34 PM Richtea UK(BN), 2 yrs  |
I don't know about the floor being further away, but I know my feet are....Mind you, having thought about it, as my feet are definitely further away, yet they still only just reach the floor, it must follow that you're right, the floor is further away. "Me and Kevin, we're just not the same" Edited 6 Jun 11, 3:37 PM by Richtea | |
| 6 Jun 11, 3:34 PM hailstone UK(HD), 9 yrs |
Why the bloody hell is it always my fault? Here i am sat innocently sending indecent matrials to prospective employee's, minding my own business and i still get the blame! Mr Q sir, the floor has been lowered to try to trick ogres into falling over, so truck fetished floozies can crack one off while looking at pics and still get away with wanks that they dont get caned for having secretly! .. tis all deceit thats going on from brazen husseys (calamity, if your wondering)
Hmmm well i know what i mean If you don't like my words, don't listen. | |
| 6 Jun 11, 3:37 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
just spat coffeee over me lappy
Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. | |
| 6 Jun 11, 4:08 PM othyim NL, 3 yrs |
Hmmmm, tough one this. You might try to hire an empty truck for the night though, or bribe someone to park it outside your house and make her watch it for a set period of time. Probably best whilst kneeling on rice. Or you could park it at a secluded spot and make her spend the night inside. Both would, IMNSHO, definately enhance the chance of her finally embracing her fetish.
"Class is the impartial, consistent display of emotional integrity." Edited 6 Jun 11, 4:11 PM by othyim | |
| 6 Jun 11, 4:10 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
pmsl
Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. Edited 6 Jun 11, 4:16 PM by Qwoins_calamity | |
| 6 Jun 11, 5:53 PM Lady_Lancashire 23 mths £ |
Eddie Stobbart? Is this a necrophilia thing? That's against the AUP, ya know! As to the geographic status of the ground, Calamity could ask Ed next time she holds a seance. The Red Rose Whispers Of Passion (J o'B R) | |
| 6 Jun 11, 8:24 PM hailstone UK(HD), 9 yrs |
Ohhhhhhh i've got it!
Take her dogging in a Eddy Stobart depot
No need to thank me If you don't like my words, don't listen. |
