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not_lost_still_lady
Posted by not_lost_still_lady on Tue 17 May 11, 10:53 AM to the BDSM_Humour group.

It was round midnight, the music was blaring, the rave was in full swing.

We'd sent a mate out on a scouting mission and he came back with a small bag full of pills. Oddly, they were bright red, someone must've added some dye to the manufacturing process.

"The fella that sold um to me said they're the strongest on the face of the planet!" My mate beamed. "Though they do have one slight drawback. Don't even think about pulling tonight. After you've had some of these you'll be as impotent as an octogenarian on bromide."

"That's ok, mate," I replied, necking a handful of the red pills. "I'm just here to dance and act like a twit."

Roll onto three am, the music's still pounding, I'm having a whale of a time.

Then I realise a lovely young lady is dancing close to me. Really close. We spend the next half hour throwing some shapes and staring into each others eyes. Then she takes my hand and leads me away from the noise.

This was way back in the early ninetees when raves used to take place in fields. Quite convenient, really. Within minutes the pounding beat is far behind us. The warm summer breeze kisses my skin. This girl and I walk, hand in hand, not saying a word. She leads me to a spinny. We lay down on the soft, cool grass and kiss passionately.

I go to speak but she puts a finger to my lips and shakes her head 'no'. Then she reaches up behind her and unfastens her halterneck top. Soundlessly, the flimsy fabric, damp with her sweat falls away to reveal her perfect shapely torso. Her pert breasts point upwards, her nipples large and hard.

Unfortunately I had no hardness in return...

Shit! The red pills! I was softer than Mr Softy at a pillow convention in Softsville.

She straddles me and we kiss again. She was all over me, she ripped open my shirt and started fumbling for my fly. Within moments my jeans were off. She worked on my flaccid package with her mouth, running her lips over the fabric of my boxers. Then, without a word, she pulled them down and tossed them into the bushes.

She took me into her mouth and sucked hard. Running her tongue over my member with steady urgency. While she did this she removed her thong and straddled me. I could feel the heat and wet warmth between her thighs.

Then, slowly at first, my wee chap started to harden. It was an almost religious moment. I'm sure the angels looking down at us were really chuffed. Either that or taking photos.

Yes! All systems go! We have an ERECTION, repeat, we have an ERECTION!!!

Then she was riding me, hard. Pushing her pelvis onto me. God, she was so tight and wet. She slid up and down my member like a meat trombone. Her breasts were in my face, her long flaxen hair flicking at me. She purred and breathed shallow, urgent breaths. Grinding onto me, pushing me into her to the hilt.

After several minutes of thrusting I could feel my orgasm build. I could feel my member twitch and I grasped at her perfect shoulders and bellowed:

"Red E or not, here I cum!"

Replies

17 May 11, 11:07 AM
Lj_switch
UK, 3 yrs


I really should have seen that cumming...

be a switch, double your fun :-)

6 Feb 12, 11:52 AM
redsub123789
UK, 15 mths

I liked it, small things.....

redsub123789
I will climb back on my horse soon and seek again, maybe in a new avenue, watch this space

6 Feb 12, 2:19 PM
Emmaline*
UK(B), 7 yrs
£

**groan**

...It seemed like a good idea at the time...
http://chopmusic.co.uk/ . . . http://www.brumbazaar.co.uk/ . . . http://www.londonalternativemarket.com/

13 Feb 12, 5:44 PM
BlueEyes07
UK(WV), 3 mths

There was a punchline......?

I wanted to read more of the story!

The power of imagination makes us infinite.

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