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on Tue 10 May 11, 11:44 AM to Adverse_Camber's blog.
At the risk of sounding like a complete and utter pervert, reading La Orchid's blog about discomfort at the FlasherMacMan's revelations sent my mind a-wandering down paths utterly inappropriate for a Tuesday pre midday.
Now, I do understand that having a winky flashed at you can be very distressing, and I'm not making light of that...But on the occasions that this has happened to me, my reaction has not been one of disgust. One of hysterical giggles, perhaps. But some other stuff too...I was 14 and still onlyjustavirgin when I was first inadvertently flashed at. Sitting at the side of a swimming pool, boy dived in with his legs wide open...and the whole kit and caboodle was there in all its glory. I was shocked, horrified...fascinated.
And that night I had the most incredible proper honesttogoodness wet dream, which was kinda loosely based around King Kong for some reason, with my flasher playing the lead. He was quite a big lad... I woke up vaguely disturbed and more than a little damp...and I wanted to see more. Not more of his necessarily...but...more. See, I am a confirmed Voyeur...I like to watch...a lot.
A lot.
The world as my theatre...taking it all in with an indulgent eye, enjoying the entertainment. Lesser flashers get a tiny mention here...<done>. But the one that really sticks in my mind was the London cab driver that agreed to take a drunken 24 year old me home from Trafalgar Square, despite the fact that it was Sarf of the river and I had no cash on me. Back home, I offered to bring him a cup of tea down with his fare, as a gesture of appreciation for his trust that I was good for the dosh.
It was when I got back to the cab and found him sitting in the back that I realised that trust wasn't his driving force that night. There he was, trousers around his ankles, fat pale cock grasped firmly in his paw. I gave him his tea (aiming for his free hand) and placed the money on the seat next to him. It was when he calmly started sipping his brew, talking about how his wife didn't understand him and wanking hard all at the same time that I collapsed in helpless giggles. I think I managed to convey that he had a pretty impressive member between uncontrollable snorts of laughter...and then I ran inside and locked the door.
But I wasn't upset, scared, offended. He had an interesting silky looking fat wormy thing...and I really do like to look. I love to watch men wank...their half-proud, half-ashamed eyes..."Look what I can do, aren't I clever?" That helpless groan, the occasional shudder just before they spurt helplessly, the wonderful sticky mess afterwards...Gay and she-male porn are the best source for this particular brand of pervertery if it's not immediately available in the flesh, so to speak.
Balance is a wonderful thing isn't it? What would vampirish voyeurs like me do without enthusiastic exhibitionists to keep us amused? Every kink has its place...
Edited Tue 10 May 11, 11:59 AM by Adverse_Camber
| 10 May 11, 3:27 PM wonderer UK, 5 yrs |
"At the risk of sounding like a complete and utter pervert"???? Do you think until now we'd all thought of you as a modest innocent maiden? And what's this about wet dreams? I thought that was a boy thing (and perhaps aman thing). And, as far as I'm aware, you've been a female all your life. Though I've never asked specficially ... none of my business. "Wisdom begins in wonder” (Socrates) Edited 10 May 11, 3:29 PM by wonderer | ||
| 10 May 11, 3:34 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
I described myself recently as a man in girlshape...but yes, I was born with ladybits, which were still there last time I checked. And what do you mean you don't all think of me as an innocent maiden? Thought I was doing such a good impression of one too... "If you let me have my way, I swear I'll tear you apart..." | ||
| 10 May 11, 9:29 PM wonderer UK, 5 yrs |
On the other hand, maybe I agree about the pervert bit, after reading this:
Don't you have a sense of propriety? It's a personal thing, not for the amusement of perverted womenfolk. "Wisdom begins in wonder” (Socrates) | ||
| 10 May 11, 9:38 PM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
Ah...but that's the pleasure you see...watching an "intimate" moment...whether he likes it or not! "If you let me have my way, I swear I'll tear you apart..." | ||
| 11 May 11, 12:24 AM MissP UK(EN), 8 yrs |
We have pix of all sorts on Fickr, including starkers ones from the world naked bike ride and nudist beaches. However, one of the most viewed pix is an "upshorts" one I did of him when he was going commando. You can only see a glimpse of winkie - but it certainly makes people clicky clicky! | ||
| 11 May 11, 12:37 AM Adverse_Camber UK, 3 yrs |
PMSL...clickywinkys...excellent! "If you let me have my way, I swear I'll tear you apart..." |
Now, as to wet dreams, I didn't know until then that females could...but I do. Fairly often. However, I dream very vividly, full sensory experiences, so that may be why.
