Posted by hailstone on Fri 6 May 11, 10:26 AM to hailstone's blog.
If only I'd have known how replying to that text would upset my balance for the day, I would have deleted it and not had nothing more to do with it.
Honestly, being the nice polite girl I am, I replied and returned the 'how are you today' bit.
Well bloody Nora what a mistake.
This is word for word what followed.
Her: I is mending mi nails
Me: LOL, how do you mend nails? You just cut them off and start again.
Her: No u can gets nail glue and silk wrap strips then u files removes the ridges then ya buffs then ya polishes. Pft u is useless at girly stuff.
Now had I have been at work today with less time on my hands, I probably would not have even wondered what the hell she was talking about, and just gone about my daily grind of earning tokens for the tax man. Day off, more time, come on you really want to know what this nail stuff is she is talking about.
I am laughing a little, because of the predicaments superglue has got me into in the past. And I was kind of wondering where you get a kimono small enough to put on your nails, or are these silk wrap things like when a boxer wraps his hands before the gloves go on. I am always keen to learn new things so I had to ask.
Me: but why would you do all that when they just grow back again? Seems a bit complicated to me
Her: Er coz nails makes ya hands luk les fat n stubby, pft. That's why you dunt see many 6ft fat girls.
I pondered this a while, she's right, I don't actually know many six foot girls, but the 3 I do know are actually big girls. The others I know of are tranny's and I spend so much time looking at their legs I don't actually look at their nails in detail.
Now my dear friend who drives me to distraction at times, I don't actually remember looking at her nails and thinking 'oh I like her, I'll be her friend because her nails are nice', in fact a few years down the line I often wonder why this bizarre friendship developed, she does things like glue broken nails together, where as I just scrub the muck out of the cuts in my hands.
Me: you are barmy
A few texts discussing who is 'barmiest' and I did sort of wonder why I was arguing at which of us is the barmiest, when I already know.
The next text was very threatening and sinister.
Her: I will teach u how to mend nails, dunt worry, failin that I get sum stick ons 4 ya.
I don't want to learn how to glue my nails up when they split, I just cut them off and start again. Its madness. You get split ends on your hair you don't go to the hairdresser and have them glued back together, you cut them off. So surely when your nail splits/ breaks you cut it off and start again?
Now I'm going to spend my day looking at my nails and worrying about my lack of princessness.
Yet I'm still convinced she is the barmiest.
(For BDSM content into this blog, yes thanks, i'm getting enough pervery, a little often apparently is good for the soul 
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| 6 May 11, 11:01 AM FluffySub UK(NN), 6 yrs       |
I'm soooooooooooo with you. Nails are dead stuff that grow out of your fingers and need cutting from time to time. Short & tidy so they don't catch on stuff and are easier to keep clean. I hate false nails, they look so.... well, false. But then I am a geezer bird. | |
| 6 May 11, 1:24 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs  |
your total lack of princessness is very disconcerting miss hailstone ....
I is deffinatly going to make it my lifes hambition to teach you such things. Like repairing ones nails, and doing pink stuff. vagasleing ya bits before the party can be a start ..... im thinking pink love hearts Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. | |
| 6 May 11, 2:18 PM hailstone UK(HD), 9 yrs |
And another thing if i met a guy who dipped his bollox in glitter to make em pretty, i'd probably laugh so much i wouldn't be able to take him serious.
Mind i suppose it'll be ok for you to get this black stuff from up my nails If you don't like my words, don't listen. | |
| 6 May 11, 2:41 PM goodcatholicgirl UK, 4 yrs |
As barmy bints go... you're both joint 1st  If there's no chocolate in heaven ~ i ain't going! | |
| 6 May 11, 2:54 PM Qwoins_calamity UK(S), 3 yrs |
lipstick ??? errr why you got lipstick round ya foo foo ? hmmmmmmm vagazelling for men eh ??/ not a great idea missis you wud be pissing glitter for days . unless we dipped the bollox in superglue 1st then stuck bits on ... ooooo idea sod the glitter if men glued a mars bar there think we women would find that more interesting.
Good girls blush during naughty scenes in the movies. Bad girls smile because they know they can do better. | |
| 6 May 11, 9:05 PM Shypeachybottom UK, 20 mths |
^^ I hate false nails too (sorry to all false nail lovers!) and I also hate really long nails that look like talons. Also dislike long nails on men.. sigh... this is becoming a long-nail-rant isn't it!
Like @FluffySub, I prefer mine short-ish and tidy (otherwise they just break There's a somebody i'm longing to see, i hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me | |
| 7 May 11, 3:55 AM QuietD UK(WV), 7 yrs |
I read your blog and the name of the other person that was involved in your text marathon sprang easily to mind before I was even half way through reading it. There's only one, she's a one off original, yep, as crazy as a long tailed cat in a room full of rocking chairs ! Life may knock us down, but its how we get up and move forward that's important. |
if you think for one minute your sticking sequins on my fanny you can go and shite. i will never understand the 'i must pretty up my foo foo thing, do you honestly think a guy cares? Hmmmm {guy just about to shove his percy up ya stops and says "ohhh no you're not vajazzled i dont wish to shag you"} And anyway i have enough trouble trying to keep lipstick in place never mind worrying if my foo foo jewels have dropped off! 
There may be hope yet 
). But I do put nail polish on them regularly, soft pink so that is one of my concessions to being girly I guess.