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Bukakke in Essex? (67)

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3 May 11, 4:22 PM
Beau_Tox
UK(CB), 7 yrs


xAdamx wrote:
Beau_Tox wrote:
SubWhisperer wrote:
No - this is a serious subject - not all Stiltons melt in the same way, and you have to get one that will cover your burger before it singes the flavour ....

I recommend Colton Bassett, if we are talking stiltons.

Although Stichelton would be a great alternative, but it's from outside the region to be called a stilton. But its a very similar cheese, although creamier, so should melt nicely.

und vos about ze don't tell em your name pike, glorious und uber einvolk lebre kasierstenken wrapped in leiderhosen for 20 years. Ze hast forgesson to include german cheese

Achtung, achtung! Donner und blitzen. LIEBRAUMILCH!!

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Let's all beat up on someone, because they represent something that we don't like. Fuck yeah, beat on them!

3 May 11, 4:26 PM
Miss_Despotic
UK(M), 5 yrs

Sperm related subjects often don't go down too well on here. Swingers sites are more geared to this sort of thing, but often populated with keyboard warriors. Have you tried a swingers club?

Dystopia
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3 May 11, 4:38 PM
Beau_Tox
UK(CB), 7 yrs


Miss_Despotic wrote:

Sperm related subjects often don't go down too well on here. Swingers sites are more geared to this sort of thing, but often populated with keyboard warriors. Have you tried a swingers club?

Sperm is the work of the Devil..!!! Well, mine is anyway.

Seriously, it's really not very nice. So it's no wonder that nobody goes down well on it. They just have common sense.

*shrug*

We all have our own little curse, eh...

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Let's all beat up on someone, because they represent something that we don't like. Fuck yeah, beat on them!

3 May 11, 4:49 PM
Puddin_Von_Puss
UK(WA), 6 yrs

Beau_Tox wrote:

Sperm is the work of the Devil..!!! Well, mine is anyway.

Seriously, it's really not very nice. So it's no wonder that nobody goes down well on it. They just have common sense.

*shrug*

We all have our own little curse, eh...

I'm not a huge fan of the old man fat either. I don't think bukkake is for me. Even if it's on the face of a horse of a bloke I fancy. Whatever that was called.

Other news. I wandered through the market today and bought a lovely big custard tart. I've ate the whole fucking thing and feel really guilty. I know that's a it off topic, but I needed to off load. Ahh, now it's back on topic.

It's the little things Dude, the little things.

3 May 11, 4:53 PM
Shypeachybottom
UK, 20 mths
Ripperz wrote:
Beau_Tox wrote:

Sperm is the work of the Devil..!!! Well, mine is anyway.

Seriously, it's really not very nice. So it's no wonder that nobody goes down well on it. They just have common sense.

*shrug*

We all have our own little curse, eh...

I'm not a huge fan of the old man fat either. I don't think bukkake is for me. Even if it's on the face of a horse of a bloke I fancy. Whatever that was called.

Other news. I wandered through the market today and bought a lovely big custard tart. I've ate the whole fucking thing and feel really guilty. I know that's a it off topic, but I needed to off load. Ahh, now it's back on topic.

Was it a custard tart made by Marcus Waering, who has popped up on the Ode to Hairy blog? (a nice custard tart is lush... you didn't say how big big was....)

There's a somebody i'm longing to see, i hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me
i'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, i know i could always be good, to one who'll watch over me (Ella Fitzgerald)

3 May 11, 4:55 PM
Beau_Tox
UK(CB), 7 yrs


Custard is the man-fat of Satan himself!!!!

Eeeeeewwwwww!!!!!

*shudders*

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Let's all beat up on someone, because they represent something that we don't like. Fuck yeah, beat on them!

3 May 11, 5:03 PM
Puddin_Von_Puss
UK(WA), 6 yrs

LondonShyGirl wrote:

Was it a custard tart made by Marcus Waering, who has popped up on the Ode to Hairy blog? (a nice custard tart is lush... you didn't say how big big was....)

As far as I know, Marcus wasn't involved, although I have looked at that picture of him, and find him quite dishy (see what I did there) I'm sure if he was, it would have been much more expensive than it was (£2.20)

It was about 6 inches across and a good 2 inches deep. It was way too big to have eaten in one sitting. I did have salad for my lunch though.

It's the little things Dude, the little things.

3 May 11, 5:17 PM
xAdamx*
UK(SE), 9 yrs
Mein gott und vos bout ze glorious german lebrekaiserstenken matured for 30 yahr inside sur leder hoshen don't tell zem ya name pike..cheese..

ETA...Ok so l had a senior moment and forgot I had written this twice..grrr dag nab it

I am the reason cut throat razor's have been banned.

Edited 4 May 11, 9:43 AM by xAdamx

3 May 11, 5:41 PM
Beau_Tox
UK(CB), 7 yrs


xAdamx wrote:
Mein gott und vos bout ze glorious german lebrekaiserstenken matured for 30 yahr inside sur leder hoshen don't tell zem ya name pike..cheese..

Gott im Himmel, das Saugen Hahn!!!!

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Let's all beat up on someone, because they represent something that we don't like. Fuck yeah, beat on them!

3 May 11, 5:51 PM
Shypeachybottom
UK, 20 mths
Ripperz wrote:
LondonShyGirl wrote:

Was it a custard tart made by Marcus Waering, who has popped up on the Ode to Hairy blog? (a nice custard tart is lush... you didn't say how big big was....)

As far as I know, Marcus wasn't involved, although I have looked at that picture of him, and find him quite dishy (see what I did there) I'm sure if he was, it would have been much more expensive than it was (£2.20)

It was about 6 inches across and a good 2 inches deep. It was way too big to have eaten in one sitting. I did have salad for my lunch though.

Sounds yummy. Marcus and the custard tart. And sizeable - no doubt very satisfying :-D

There's a somebody i'm longing to see, i hope that he turns out to be, someone to watch over me
i'm a little lamb who's lost in the wood, i know i could always be good, to one who'll watch over me (Ella Fitzgerald)

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