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White Van Man and TS spotting (5)

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Posted by Evil_Eyes on Mon 2 May 11, 3:52 PM to Evil_Eyes's blog.

About 2005ish when I lived in London I had a TS friend who wasn't very passable and would often get shouts of "GEEZER!" in the street, particularly from men in white vans.

Recently, when the weather turned very warm and I went out wearing a thin cardigan top for the first time I in turn got my very first shout of "That's a GEEZER!" from a passing White Van Man. This is after over 3 years of being full-time.

I have several theories in life: 1 - You CAN eat the last biscuit first and prevent the awkward table manners etiquette thing of "no one wants to be the one who eats the last biscuit" by designating one biscuit to be the last one and eating it first.

2 - No one actually needs to buy a bike in London. You just steal someone else's. Eventually, after stealing a bike then having it stolen from you and stealing another to replace it etc. eventually you'll get your first bike back and round and round and round they go.

3 - That there is actually only ONE White Van Man who goes around the country spotting TVs and TSs and shouting "GEEZER!" at them. Watch out - he may be in your area tomorrow.

Replies

2 May 11, 7:57 PM WaterDragon UK(LN), 6 yrs	Strangly they never seem to do it while stuck in traffic, always when moving away. I have seen him about too, the bugger. Hugs, Irene. P.S. I got a spate of them at about three years too, I think we relax and let our body language slip after a while. Yet Dom as I am _ Still I crave the wind from your sub wings fleeting softly with gentleness so pure
3 May 11, 1:52 AM SlutLesley UK(G), 4 yrs	I had one stop and invite me to lunch once. I politely declined L x
3 May 11, 3:00 AM Arceye UK(S), 7 yrs	White Van Man is only one version of cowards who think they are safe from you getting back at them. I advise you walk up to them and confront them. Or, if there is a phone number on the van, use it. The wife might be the secretary.
3 May 11, 9:21 AM Hairy_Tang UK(CB), 7 yrs	Evil_Eyes wrote: White Van Man and TS spotting 3 - That there is actually only ONE White Van Man who goes around the country spotting TVs and TSs and shouting "GEEZER!" at them. Watch out - he may be in your area tomorrow. It's a TV detector van. Mel - Nawa Koneko -
14 Jul 11, 7:53 PM Italia_Vamp IT, 6 yrs £	They aint all bad. One of my favorite clients is a white van man. Lovely guy, great in bed. An all round good egg, he's in danger of giving 'white van man' a good name. Evil_Eyes wrote: White Van Man and TS spotting About 2005ish when I lived in London I had a TS friend who wasn't very passable and would often get shouts of "GEEZER!" in the street, particularly from men in white vans. Recently, when the weather turned very warm and I went out wearing a thin cardigan top for the first time I in turn got my very first shout of "That's a GEEZER!" from a passing White Van Man. This is after over 3 years of being full-time. I have several theories in life: 1 - You CAN eat the last biscuit first and prevent the awkward table manners etiquette thing of "no one wants to be the one who eats the last biscuit" by designating one biscuit to be the last one and eating it first. 2 - No one actually needs to buy a bike in London. You just steal someone else's. Eventually, after stealing a bike then having it stolen from you and stealing another to replace it etc. eventually you'll get your first bike back and round and round and round they go. 3 - That there is actually only ONE White Van Man who goes around the country spotting TVs and TSs and shouting "GEEZER!" at them. Watch out - he may be in your area tomorrow. I am not a 'beanpole with tits' I'm an hourglass with not enough sand....