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| maihri |
on Mon 24 Jan 05, 3:37 PM to maihri's blog.
Dear Reader, you see here the blog of a desperate woman, (no, not that sort of desperate- that was sorted very, very nicely last night, and not a flogger in sight. He knew just what I needed, even if I didn't 
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No, reader, I have just spent four hours!!! with a bad bum!!! trailing round the local shopping mall trying desperately to find Something To Wear. Aaargh! I have two vanilla birthday parties to go to in the next three weeks, both of which involve dancing, so I wanted a respectable slinky skirt. Hah! Not a one that fitted properly. I'm inbetween sizes and even the ones that fitted were so poorly made that the seams over the hips were all rucked up. Even *my* wobbly bits aren't that wobbly! So now I have given up and will have to go to the ball looking like cinders on a bad day, boo hoo. 
Course I have got my lovely fetish gear, but somehow I don't think that would go down too well with my ma-in-law. 
