Beginners guide to food play (8)

I'm fairly new to this site and rather inexperienced in all things kinky -I'll try anything once and twice if I like it!

I'd really love to try some food play with my better half, and as such would like it to be as enjoyable as possible. Does anybody have any recommendations/do's and do nots? I remember playing with squirty cream with an old girlfriend but after about 5 minutes the cream smelled a bit funky so we had to abort that (and the cream was in date!).

I'd love to hear peoples thoughts/experiences on this.

Thanks for reading.

ck79

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Are you on fetlife also? If so there are several groups over there dedicated to Splosh and WAM. Also there is the Splosh website which may give you some ideas.

It really depends if you want to go gentle with it, a little bit here etc or whether you fancy full on mess? If going for the full on mess find somewhere easy to clean or invest in some super size tarps. Make sure you have a good quality soap as it takes a few goes to get rid of things like custard. Also if you are going to play in the bedroom put a ground sheet/rubber sheet etc under the top sheet on your mattress, helps protect the mattress.

If inserting make sure you clean well after just in case.

Personally I play with sweet stuff, not so keen on the savoury though there are many who would advocate both.

feel free to pm if you fancy a natter.

lily
If quizzes are quizzical, what are tests?

Happened many years ago , as a small gesture bought Mistress a delicious marks and spencer trifle , served toe whoops two generous helpings, for her tea after my session.

But in middle of that session, it appeared from out of thin air , and Mistress put some on a plastic table type cloth on the floor , and to cut a superb memory comment short , mistress dug her bare toes and feet in and said ,dinner time LOL, it was my first food play and brilliant and the trifle was almost as good as mistress feet , YUM YUM.

Missed a lot out here but think you get my enjoyment , trifle has never tasted as good since , and every spoonful is a memory of that brilliant bit of session.

And as a added bonus i got to wash the feet of Mistress , there was not much trifle left on them , as licked everylast bit almost.

Jammy sub! (pun intended!)

Oh it was priceless, sitting in the bath splurging stuff over eacthother. I'm not sure if it was even sexual. Our hair smelled of custard for days.

You HAVE to try it at least once in your life.

Top tip - make sure the emersion heater is on before you embark on a these kinds of adventures.

Thank God for the combi boiler! Fingers crossed I get good and messy soon!

An ex-girlfriend and I loved it.

Custard is quite hard to remove from clothes but nowhere near as bad as tomato soup which normally means ditching all clothes. I do quite a bit of sploshing and love nothing better than the feel of custard or beans running down inside my knickers.

When I started I used to do everthing in a small paddling pool with a plastic sheet under and then buy loads of cheap cartons of tesco's custard to fill it. Well when I say fill cover the bottom was more like what would normally happen! As it takes a serious amount of custard to fill a paddling pool.

I filled a pool with gravy once too which as very messy. Custard and gravy are also easy to wash away in the bath too after. Beans can cause blockages though

Enyoy sploshing and as lilybee say's join a splosh forum

Nina_Jay wrote: Beans can cause blockages though

I have fond memories of squishing beans down the plug hole Fortunately NOT in my house!