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| Beau_Tox |
on Wed 6 Apr 11, 7:27 AM to Beau_Tox's blog.
So... Which pop star/celebrity who was too scared go to a munch do you suspect/wish is a secret kinster but won't reply to your whining attention-seeking/passive-aggressive memos because you mispelt sum wurds on your blank profile with no photos, would you want as your Daddy-Dom/sub/24-7 TPE slave, for rape/anaesthesia fantasies, prostate massage/enforced lactation and eating chocolate with (because every thread has to have chocolate in somewhere), except that you're secretly bitching about them in a weblog whilst trying to pretend to be a nice person because they lied about their age/weight/job, are too fat to dom/sub to you, so you got them to buy a Magic Wand in this country for the nilla partner you're not admitting to because of the massive age difference, who saw Max Moseley wearing a discreet collar beneath his suit get kicked off a bus last week for flogging a working class goth with a northern accent over their kidneys whilst on alcohol/drugs and listening to music with kinky overtones, plus generally being crap because he's a male submissive, which earned him a Darwin Award from the BDSM Health and Safety Police who failed to turn up for an arranged meet and you're so unhappy about all this you had to start a whinge-thread?
I think that's just about every base covered isn't it? Any more for any more? I'll update the OP as suggestions come in.
Edited Wed 6 Apr 11, 10:20 PM by Beau_Tox
| 6 Apr 11, 7:31 AM Betony UK, 7 yrs |
Spot on except you've missed out blathering on every fecking week about age differences. 'I'm somewhat contemptuously convinced that sentimentality is the refuge of those without genuine emotions' Nigella Lawson | |
| 6 Apr 11, 7:32 AM River_Deep UK, 6 yrs |
You need a job! It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it | |
| 6 Apr 11, 7:38 AM Dekkard 15 mths |
I've read this before D -----------------spidery-scrawl----------------- | |
| 6 Apr 11, 7:40 AM Beau_Tox UK(CB), 7 yrs  |
Done. . | |
| 6 Apr 11, 7:41 AM anne_marie  UK(SE), 5 yrs |
... with a view to H&S and a penchant for pedantry.....
If the above post upsets you please contact xAdamx He will punish me even if you are an idiot and I am trying to put you straight. Please note I will enjoy said punishment. | |
| 6 Apr 11, 7:46 AM clubslut UK(B), 4 yrs |
But you haven't mentioned how hard it is for a young/old male/female Dom/sub to go to a munch/club for the first time, even though I've never had the courage to go to one because they are too scary. A friend with a flogger/cane/crop/pinwheel/violet wand/set of needles/strap on/etc. is a friend indeed | |
| 6 Apr 11, 7:48 AM River_Deep UK, 6 yrs |
But did they turn up for the meet? It is not what you say or do but the way you say or do it | |
| 6 Apr 11, 7:59 AM Kitty_Fantastico UK(OX), 2 yrs |
Brilliant...the first laugh out loud thing I've ever read on here..nearly blew me drink out of my nose (which would have been a good look if I had I'm sure). How about having a go because I don't have a pic and my profile is crap or because I can't spell or use grammer | |
| 6 Apr 11, 8:10 AM Reversed 23 mths |
I can't take this thread even remotely seriously - it has no sound demographic basis (i.e. is there council subsidised housing, is lone parent status involved, are there foreign antecedents, is anyone wearing a suit) and there is no mention of cake. Frankly, without these, it trivialises the entire issue in question. | |
| 6 Apr 11, 8:11 AM Dekkard 15 mths |
I've read this before. D -----------------spidery-scrawl----------------- |
