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| maihri |
on Sat 22 Jan 05, 4:50 PM to maihri's blog.
He's so generous, my beloved! The other day I was innocently surfing the net when he came in. "I've got a present for you," evil grin, "Close your eyes."
Eeek! I've learned to be cautious of Himself bearing gifts. 
He leaned over me and I heard a harsh click. Something cold, hard and sharp rested on the skin below my throat. Dear reader, I shuddered with delight. Was this what I thought it was? There was a pricking sensation then, "Open your eyes."
Yes! There before me was a pretty little knife , all sharp and shiny and just begging to be used for sinister purposes. 
Just what I'd been asking for, for ages.
We were going to use it just for 'threat' games, but... "Look at this," sez He, surfing the wicked net, (source of all debauchery and evil) "You can use it to raise welts," (shudder of anticipation from yours truly), "OR, you can use it to make loads of little cuts all over one area."
Umm, no. Comes back to earth with a bump at the thought of being covered with zillions of 'paper cuts'. I don't think so... at least not yet! (I've learned not to say 'Never'!)
As the Chinese say- be careful what you ask for; you may get it!
