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Posted by billybofh
on Tue 10 Dec 02, 11:36 PM to billybofh's blog.
"Gerroff!!! B*stards!!!!! Grow your own Chinchilla's!!!!!"
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Last spring I planted a little Chinchilla in the garden, hoping that it would bear fruit in time for this Christmas (well, it's so much cheaper than buying them - and you can always put them in a poly-bag and dump them in the river after xmas).
Anyway - by this time last week I had about 6 Chinchilla's sprouting out in the garden. I'd covered them in a good strong wire mesh to stop the crows pecking at their little eyes, but no-one told me about the bloody fish-beasts! Jeez!
Once those things get established in your garden it's a hell of a job to shift them! Let me tell you! God! I was chasing them with a shovel, pouring petrol on them (although a little got onto next-doors kids, so I had to hold off on that one), setting them on fire (though again, the next-door neighbour kid situation was a bit "tricky" - think I'm off their xmas-card list... again...).
Nothing would shift them! Then they started to attack the little chinchilla's! Bloody fish-beasts just kept rubbing brine onto their fur, poking them with slices of lemon, shaking breadcrumbs over them and calling them "little rats"!
So eventually I decided to go down to a friends house and borrow his pack of viscious sardines, thinking they'd "have a go" with the fish-beasts (well, we all know how agressive sardines are when faced with a bullying fish-beast).
But then the flippin' fish-beasts teamed up with the sardines, and now both of them are attacking the poor chinchilla's!
Which leads me back to.....
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"Gerroff!!! B*stards!!!!! Grow your own Chinchilla's!!!!!"
Edited Tue 10 Dec 02, 11:37 PM by billybofh
