| Lucifer38 |
Police have confirmed that two premiership players have had their homes burgled.
A Mr Ryan Giggs lost 10 premier league medals, 2 Champions league medals, 5 FA Cup winners medals,1 League cup winners medal, 2 World club championship medals, 8 charity shield medals and a European super cup medal.
The other player, a Mr Robin Van Persie is missing a dvd player and a toaster.
| 10 Mar 11, 11:56 PM mostly_harmless UK(EH), 2 yrs |
that's unfair, RVP has a lot of runners up medals and doesn't even eat toast, as it is jaggy and may injure him. Do you want me to deprioritize my current reports until you advise me of a status upgrade? |
| 11 Mar 11, 7:55 PM Kinky_Vidushaka UK(SW), 3 yrs |
Mr. Percie is rather perturbed about the loss of the dvd player as he had the latest Postman Pat dvd in there and he had not seen it yet.
For those that don't get it the answer is that Postman Pat knows how to deliver things. There is a fine line between sanity and insanity. I have a foot firmly planted either side of that line |