| 5 Mar 11, 1:49 AM A11Woman UK(CH), 9 yrs   |
Quite comforting to see we ve had similar experiences: One chap and I had been talking on line for a couple of weeks – we were getting along well - he was funny and interesting. We exchanged photos – He looked nice and normal - he said he was about 6' tall, he had dark hair and eyes – he seemed ideal and was about my age too . So we arranged to meet - and met one afternoon at a coffee shop in Chester . I went and got a coffee and there was no sign of him so I thought 'oh well been stood up Well this chap approached – good job that he recognised me !'because I d never have recognised him EVER – 'john ' was 5'4'' red hair, freckles and glasses and was at least 10 - 15 years older than he had told me !! Why do people lie? Didn't he think Id notice it wasn't him in the photo? Or am I just picky eh ? | ||
| 5 Mar 11, 1:57 AM A11Woman UK(CH), 9 yrs |
First Date - vanilla style When I was in my 20 s (yes THAT long ago) I met a man at the pub I was working at. He was nice down to earth man - very 'normal' and quite cute He asked me out on a date and said do you fancy going to see a film ? I like film - so yes .. a date was arranged for the following friday night He picked me up at 6.30 ish and we set off for Chester All good so far... However it started to go terribly wrong .. when we got to the cinema The film du Jour was Fatal Attraction ... the most off putting film ever to go on a date to - remember the bunny boiler thing ? Not a good one for a romantic night is it? By the time we got to the end of the film I was perched about 4 seats away from him .. feeling rather nervous - and I could tell he was exactly the same ! We went for a drink afterwards and laughed about the film being scary ... until he started to ask what furniture I liked .. and how I d like to see his house and help him with decorating ... Now you re getting the bunny boiler picture again arent you ? Well after he had an accident with a pint glass full of lager - that ended with me being soaked to the skin in a now see thru silk shirt .. I decided it was time to head home When we pulled up outside my house - the icing on the cake was - I leaned over to kiss him good night and burnt my face on a cigar he d just lit up ! Needless to say it was never destined to be a match made in heaven ! I made my excuses and left !! | ||
| 6 Mar 11, 12:34 AM Made_in_Italy UK, 2 yrs  |
people looking different from their pictures?
I had it! people stinking like they have forgotten a dead badger in their pockets? I had it! people so boring you lose the will to live and/or make the dentist seem pleasant? I had it! people so full of themselves/arrogant/idiots that make Geddhafi look pleasant? I had it! The worse? The vanilla date who, after chatting with me online for weeks, and after having seen my pictures (I, live earlier poster, make sure men don't have bad surprises) turned up at the date, and after few minutes shouted "I can't do it" and RUN AWAY! worse kinky one? the guy who sent me a picture of himself so unlike him, I passed him on the street twice. he then spent good 45 minutes telling me what a bad domme i was for wanting to have sex with my subs. only to enchain with a long lists of things I ought to do to him if I was a truedomme. of course, I left. I was laughing so much i did wet my pants! | ||
| 7 Mar 11, 9:54 PM fluffy_welsh_angel UK(DN), 6 yrs |
I never go on dates for these very reasons! I don;t want to be the one men are running away from or relaying stories about how big and ugly I was with their mates... Though I was a nightmare for one I reckon, I did meet with one person a couple years ago who I did really like, however, spent the time together being THE worst company ever as I was 'not well' and spent the time trying not to shit myself!! Instead of being my scintilating self and overwhelming them with my witty banter, all that was going on was feeling that god awful rumbling in my tummy and hoping to god I could get home or at least to the nearest toilet. I still kick myself to this day that I didn't cancel until another day! Mew |
