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lush_london wrote:
rant

She said she didn't want your advice. Whatever your beef is, time to keep it to yourself.

1 Mar 11, 11:32 PM
Hanchi
UK(SE), 2 yrs

It seems to me that you have come to a bit of a dead-end...lets face it you're over forty...things are getting a bit dry down below...the looks are fading...and you live in Oldham it don't sound that good...but hold on a second DOG loves you...look to DOG...the one and only DOG...DOG is good...DOG is love...DOG is all around us...I often go DOGGING.

2 Mar 11, 3:08 AM
Lady_Lancashire
23 mths
£

Misunderstoodslave wrote:

My point, which I believed to be mildly humorous, and which clearly was lost on those responding, was that I am far more likely to be suicidal over a grammatical/numerical error than an emotional problem. Being a fully paid up member of the Gramstapo. So kindly fuck off if you didn't get that. Dear me.

Noted. Can the last person still caring please turn off the light ... if there is anyone ...?

The Red Rose Whispers Of Passion (J o'B R)

2 Mar 11, 4:58 PM
misunderstoodslave
UK(OL), 2 yrs

Hanchi wrote:
It seems to me that you have come to a bit of a dead-end...lets face it you're over forty...things are getting a bit dry down below...the looks are fading...and you live in Oldham it don't sound that good...but hold on a second DOG loves you...look to DOG...the one and only DOG...DOG is good...DOG is love...DOG is all around us...I often go DOGGING.

Never fancied dogging, tbh. And yes, life is shitty. But please, please, please, can I just let you know (even though you care not and don't know me,) that I'm as luscious and juicy as ever "down below"? More so, actually. If you are of "a certain age" you do start to get a little paranoid about the impending dry fanny issues. Hopefully some years off, but in any event, you can get site-specific oestrogen these days, so all hope is not lost!

of course, I probably won't have anyone to notice, (yes, Lush London, entirely through my own fault) but I'll know I'm not dried out and shrivelled, which counts for something!!!