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Posted by billybofh
on Fri 23 Aug 02, 8:59 PM to billybofh's blog.
But only by inserting the jam carefully *into* the slot will its secrets be revealed.
For I have attempted many other methods and they have all been unsuccessful.
Although it was fun trying.
So not a complete waste of time then.
But be careful.
If there are teeth inside the slot, do not insert your finest appendages or you may not be able to insert jam for some time.
Jam insertion is a dangerous hobby.
Be warned.
The ways of jam are many and dangerous to the less than careful.
And now....
.... more gin and tonic.... 
Edited Fri 23 Aug 02, 9:02 PM by billybofh
